you look like pepsi max

my name is desmond but my friends call me spicy | 29 | my pronouns are he bc ill never be him

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[fun-mary]

Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

[kristina100000]

if you got a problem with me its your probble

[dogpuppy]

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck