𝒅𝒇 𝒈𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒑 !

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This just in, little birds...

Perhaps you’ve already heard the whispers through the grapevine, but now it’s official: 

Mystic Falls’ lovely engaged couple? Is no longer engaged. 

Bring out your tissues, because there are CONGRATULATIONS in order. A certain somebody told me that Jace and Evelyn fled to France to become Mr. and Mrs. Durand in a beautiful, private ceremony that was held within the ruins of a castle’s church. If my tipster didn’t lie, Laura and Wyatt joined them as their witnesses while Stefan got the job of the best man. What an interesting and unexpected combination. I wonder how people are going to react to THAT, but oh well. What’s done is done - and I, for one, shed a tear or two.

Let’s just hope that Mrs. Durand brought her bouquet back with her. I would die to see who catches it and gets to walk down the aisle next.

Until then...

Xoxo, Gossip Girl Queen M.

MENTIONED: @asheslost, @ofhellboundheir, @ofviolentdelight, @ofsalvation, @oftwiceblessed

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Come on, sleepy heads. I know we all need our well deserved weekend, but you MUST have some gossip for me. Give me all of your thoughts, questions and confessions, so I can spill the dirty secrets for you.

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Am I the only one loving all the royals running around Mystic Falls? Who do you think should be king and queen of Mystic Falls?

No, darling dearest, I love it just as much as you do!

I cannot wait to see what happens once Jace makes Evelyn the queen of hell - and a little birdie told me that the two of them are close friends with our beloved faerie queen, Amalthea. Am I the only one sensing an UNHOLY alliance coming our way? Let’s hope that Lucifer and Wyatt and prepared to fight for their thrones. They got some serious competition.

As for the king and queen of Mystic Falls, why won’t you let me know what YOU think? Is there anybody out there that you would accept as your ruler? Anyone you would bow to?

MENTIONED: @ofhellboundheir, @ofamalthea, @ofxfallenwings, @asheslost, @oftwiceblessed

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Thoughts about the people coming back to town?

I’d love more specifics nonnie, but a few people did come to mind so I’ll go over them. There’s miss Caroline Forbes. As shiny and sparkly as ever, and I must commend her. She’s dealt with many losses and retained her positive attitude as well as her desire to help others. I love it. Next in mind came Jo. I can go on and on about how I love Jo but it wouldn’t be enough. This girl has survived so much, so much. Yet still here she is, as a whitelighter, helping everyone she could. Moving onto Elijah Mikaelson, that man worries me. It’s obvious though where he went wasn’t Hell it was no peace. The guilt is practically falling off him in chunks, I worry what it will (and currently is) leading to. These were the first people who came to mind on people coming back to town, I fear I may of missed a few and if I have just send their names this way! 

Mentioned: @ofaxnoblefacade @mssweetcaroline @damnedxtohelp

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Hottest singles in town?

That would require a certain awareness about the relationships in this town, but it seems like most residents are rather PRUDE, don’t you agree? I guess I would like to see Stefan, Tyler and Kai for the males and Helena, Grace and Mylene for the girls in action. All six of them are quite the eye candy, whether they are single or not.

MENTIONED: @ofsalvation, @notyourlittlcbitch, @ofdefectivetwin, @helenachen, @gracexsheridan, @psychicmylene

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Who do you think is most likely to die?

Sugar, you and I both know that the answer is EVERYONE. A war is not child’s play and you’re lying to yourself if you don’t see it coming, but let’s see. Two obvious choices would be Henry Mitchell (Junior) and Katherine Pierce. Why, you ask? Henry is such a sweet boy. So sacrificing for his family - which is precisely why he could die faster than the others, even if it would be far from deserved. Speaking about DESERVED, little Miss Katherine is back and she is right among her worst enemies. I would be surprised if certain people welcomed her with open arms instead of murder weapons, but let me be honest. I’m rooting for you, Kitty Kat. Stay alive, heaven knows we need the hotness.

MENTIONED: @oflostmeaning, @katherinescrown

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Who has better chances at getting back into Chris Halliwell's pants? Emily? Alessia? Neither? Someone else?

That’s quite the question, isn’t it? From what I’ve HEARD Emily and Chris (sorry, Al, should I say Christopher?) spent years together. It could be hard to compete with that, BUT then again... The Halliwell boy was awfully fast to ruffle another girl’s sheets, huh? Kind of makes ME wonder what that was all about. A distraction from a broken heart? The thrill of a rush? Truth be told, I have no idea if any of them have a chance - or if they WANT one. Just know that I will be watching that for you, dearest. If all hope is lost, at least they’re still hot.

MENTIONED: @psychic-evans, @ofprodigalson, @ofdemonhybrid

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thoughts on the saltzman twins?

Blondie and Brownie? I’m fairly certain their faces make their parents proud, but oooh wait! That’s going to be hard to define with Caroline, Jo and Alaric in one place, no? Anyway... Stop me from being so shallow and dramatic - back to YOUR question. I haven’t seen all that much of them and I must say that I’d like to see way more. They are so young and I, for one, can’t wait to see what the future holds. I’m rooting for them. This town needed a new generation.

MENTIONED: @siphonjosie, @scphonerlizzie, @mssweetcaroline, @damnedxtohelp, @vcinsbled

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are you keeping up with the klaus and henrik reunion? how do you think this’ll end?

Do you want me to be honest? I think you want me to be honest so let me start by saying boooooh, Klaus. I HAVE been keeping up with their conversation and while I can’t blame him for being shocked I feel like Henrik deserved a little bit better. How it’s going to end, you ask? Probably the same way it always does. Always and forever OR with a gentle push under the bus. Daggers are useless these days after all, aren’t they?

MENTIONED: @offragmentary, @originalrcquiem

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Hello there, fellow residents. Rumor has it there’s a new bitch, uh, QUEEN in town and you know what that means? It’s time for you to spill all of your dirty secrets, ask me your burning questions or submit your deepest, darkest confessions. Hit me with your best shot, Mystic Falls. This queen here is thirsty for CHAOS details.

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Queen K has a problem. A “making a playlist for every character, couple and scenario” kind of problem. If you’re interested or would like one feel free to send a character, ship or scenario and I’ll whip something out for you. Just add a PL: in front of the message!

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CONFESSION:

Katherine is the hottest pumpkin queen of the year.

MENTIONED:

@katherinescrown

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I wonder if Wyatt and Laura just cooked in that kitchen ;DDD

Oh dirty filthy minded nonnie! 

This queen was thinking that same thing. Okay no I wasn’t but now I am. I like them together so far! They fit together, like two kindred spirits. Hopefully they remain that way, and everyones worst fears about Wyatt aren’t proven true. 

Mentioned: @ofviolentdelight @oftwiceblessed

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top 3 most attractive. go.

Not an easy ask, not at all. Very difficult. 

Lucifer

Lexi

Laura

Mentioned: @calledworse @ofviolentdelight @ofxfallenwings

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Are we in for a Lucifer and Jace bromance or do you predict some serious cat fight?

I’m gonna go with the latter and place a hundred bucks on Lucifer. Rawr.

@ofhellboundheir, @ofxfallenwings

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I for one am hoping for a bromance!! Casual murder buddies maybe? Lucifer being Jace’s best man? I can’t be the only one to love the thought, right?

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Thoughts on the Marshall sisters?

10/10 breaks my heart already. 

@ofinoccence, @hybrldqueen

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Could I also add how their reunion may be the death of me? They may not be related by blood but their love for each other is utterly pure. I adore it. 

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Thanks, Nonnie. I fixed the post if you’d like to check it out. Tell me who you’re rooting for while you’re at it. Crescent Queen Hayley or newcomer Juilette? ALL BETS WELCOME!

@dianichuntress, @hybrldqueen