( * & . — ‘ YOU ’ ( SEASON ONE ) SENTENCE STARTERS .
* starters from the lifetime & netflix series ‘ you ’ , based on a novel by caroline kepnes . warnings for sex , violence , stalking , & swearing .
‘ you’re a drug . you are worse than pills . ’
‘ i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
‘ you don’t love me . you never loved me . it was a lie . it was all a lie . ’
‘ if he came anywhere close to making you cum , you would’ve made a broadway show out of it . but you didn’t , cause he didn’t . ’
‘ you fall for the wrong men . you let them in . you let them hurt you . ’
‘ hey , uh , can you help me open a couple of bottles ? i have butterfingers ‘cause earlier i was touching butter . ’
‘ well , that was a mistake … never again . ever . ’
‘ i’m glad we met . i’m glad we’re friends ? ’
‘ friends ? for the love of christ … ’
‘ they say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed . ’
‘ it’s okay . i have a pretty bland face . ’
‘ you are insane to move in with her this quickly . you barely know her . ’
‘ you love who you love and love tells you what to do , easy - peasy . ’
‘ i think only an idiot tries what you just pulled . ’
‘ uh , who the fuck is this ? ’
‘ why would i want to kill him ? who wants to kill people ? ’
‘ i’ve seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting into jams like this . ’
‘ from every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body , your heart , you learned you didn’t have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince . ’
‘ you surrounded yourself with the girls you always resented , hoping to share their power , and hating yourself . ’
‘ stay away from them , because if you don’t , i’ll grab a steak knife and i’ll cut those little freak eyes out . ’
‘ hey stranger . you drool in your sleep . so cute . ’
‘ at the end of the day , people really are disappointing , aren’t they ? ’
‘ do you think i’m unremarkable ? ’
‘ unremarkable people don’t worry about being unremarkable . ’
‘ you sound apologetic , like you’re embarrassed to be a good girl . ’
‘ in the end , you couldn’t love me . i feel at peace with that now because i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
‘ how can self - respecting women tolerate this crap ? ’
‘ sometimes i swear i’m the only real feminist you know . ’
‘ turns out , it is like the movies . the second it’s over , all you can remember is the stuff that made you fall in love . blazing through your mind , this rom - com montage made of the sweetest poison . ’
‘ it’s a miracle love ever happens , if it’s not a myth . ’
‘ if the zombies come , this is where i’m hiding . ’
‘ it scares me to love someone so completely and not have them love you back . ’
‘ i’m only going to ask this once and i need the truth . are you … or were you ever fucking them ? answer me . ’
‘ everything i have done , i have done for you . even this . ’
‘ grown - ups are assholes . ’
‘ he didn’t ever get her something that nice and she finally let him do anal . ’
‘ some guys are assholes and you just have to realize that . ’
‘ he tried to finger bang me at the bar . ’
‘ he is nothing . he is trash . ’
‘ you’re the one who told me to keep reminding you that he’s a bastard . ’
‘ the most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless . ’
‘ runner’s high is better than sex . and for some it may last longer . ’
‘ i’m starting to think i’m some kind of magnet for dudes with serious issues . ’
‘ are you not wearing a bra ? and you want me to notice . ’
‘ male energy in my healing space just … isn’t optimal . ’
‘ why do men think disembodied members equal foreplay ? you know , they’re not aesthetically pleasing . ’
‘ it’s exhausting being your friend ! ’
‘ if that’s the case i should warn you i have the facial thing where i can’t hide what i’m thinking . ’
‘ how the hell am i supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re really gone ? ’
‘ find that brilliant badass inside of you and believe in her . i know i do . ’
‘ some people have a hard time letting love in . some people are built for love . some people … some people are searching , searching for someone who can love them in the way that they deserve . ’
‘ it’s a horrible feeling to know things have gone wrong and there’s nothing you can do to change it . ’
‘ i love you too , creeper . ’
‘ why’re you so sad ? you’re just so sad . ’
‘ sometimes i could swear i’ve known you forever . ’
‘ britney got through 2007 though , right ? ’
‘ i don’t know who i am . so how am i supposed to know what i want ? ’
