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woman || homosexual || adult i have never eaten a blueberry

[bloodyfeminist-deactivated20210]

[peelingmandarins]

[14mg]

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

[sobcat]

me when there's work at work

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[confettiwhiskers]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry i can't believe i forgot the most ominous thing on the site

[vexheart]

[segamascott]

[thewaningcrescent]

everytime i see something like this i’m reminded of this post

[vicholas]

The fact that after the United States the countries with most mormons are Mexico, Brazil, Philippines, Peru and Chile makes me want to scream. Kill all missionaries now.

[vicholas]

Yeah, there are more mormons in Latin America in sheer numbers, but Oceania has bigger percentage per population. Tonga, Kiribati, both Samoas, Marshall Islands and Tahiti all have a big percentage of mormon population. Kill all missionaries now.

[molabuddy]

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

[flowermist7432]

Here ya' go ❤️🙏

[sudanese]

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[sacred-portal]

[fandaniel]

what the fuck is going on

[omtai]

does anyone remember anything