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hypochondriasis (self diagnosed) 

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[escuerzoresucitado]

[archiveroll]

[mino2aur]

[nettlewildfairy]

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

[nettlewildfairy]

Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him

The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.

[nettlewildfairy]

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.

[the-quasar-hero]

Why do you blog?

Honor

Glory

Duty

Justice

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[rockabillywife]

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

[yenthecat]

Time to love again

[yenthecat]

Sitting, sharing, sweet

[yenthecat]

VICIOUS!! NO LOVE!!!

[tockthewatchdog]

it's crazy how wide the gyre is and how much the falcon can't hear anybody

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[chiyo-mihama]

its ok

[chiyo-mihama]

why

[falling-house]

feel like I've made this exact post before but people who walk around outside or in buildings with headphones in and feel less anxious baffle me. ANYONE COULD SNEAK UP ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!

[tastylemonbread]

posts i think about: thursday edition