Sparkle Sparkle.

Irrationally obsessing over diamond compressing super anuses since 2022. Sometimes I doodle. I like cats and art. And food.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

BRUH--

i had never been more fucking terrified of this man in my life he went full gotdamn feral animal for hugh campbell and i just--

i love how he just moves slightly and it busts the vents even moar liek--

CAMPBELL!!

listen.

this sparked somethin' in me somethin' terrible butt

i need a whole ass survival horror game based off the boys now.

it's just homelander vs the boys (one at a time) and the goal is to outmaneuver/escape him while he's trying to murder you (one of the boys). each character having their own special skill set to help them along--can possibly help each other *if* they survive.

you start as hughie, who has the least skill and have to go through something like a maze with zinc, helpless and unable to fight back as homelander tries to find you, and if he catches you--he kills you and you have to move on to the next character--make it harder. the next play can get the previous character killed.

i want his behavior to react dependent on how the player plays and whether or not the characters survive or get caught. i want him to make things personal when he can. each level gets more difficult and depending on what you do his bloodlust may get worse--

I WANT HIM TO BE IN NO RUSH TO CATCH YOU.

i want the final stage to be as billy and depending on whether or not homelander's killed all of the others or if they survived will decide how he responds to billy and vice versa.

i want it to be no good ending with easter eggs and twists and just completely off the rails utterly terrifying--

gaaaawwwwwwwwd someone please make it--

fun fact~!

they actually use zinc in the metal of vents (which is why he couldn't just x-ray them to find hughie--nice touch<3!!)

[diamonddung]

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I would sign petition for this one...

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[diamonddung]

Holy shit.

HOLY SHIT.

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[diamonddung]

Do not buy these litter boxes.

Please share.

penguinz0 also make video covering onemanfivecats' video. Watch whichever but please share. Spread the word as much as possible.

[spindelsart]

More work in progress...

I literally just started working fulltime and I'm already thinking of retirement.

only 50 more years..

meanwhile, I'll draw on weekend, here's more progress of Homelander. :)

[sharonisthebettercarter]

"i was a child."

"they were scared!"

sound familiar?

"i'm scared of you."

she was just the first domino.

fuck your fear. fuck your prejudice. fuck your abuse.

"--thank you for finally being honest with me."

[arealtrashact]

I know you mostly love the Supes in the Boy’s (which same) but I gotta ask— what animals would the Boys be? Can’t stop thinking of Hughie as a giraffe lol

Hmmm . . .

Butcher - Billy Goat

Frenchie - Skunk

Kimiko - Tanuki

MM - Rottweiler

Hughie - Stag ( I like the idea of him having a similar enough silhouette to Butcher that he could mistake him for Lenny when he's soused )

[vekharious]

guilty 🐱

[vekharious]

its 3am ive woke up from a horrible nightmare with homelander is this the thanks i get? IS THIS THE THANKS I GET YOU STUPID BITCH?

fuck my heart is beating hard bro

it was a bit hot tbh he was tryna lure me out by saying “you’re so sweet you don’t have to hide we can rule together” and the confession is that this unfortunately would’ve worked on me if he WASN’T TRYING TO CUT ME IN HALF WITH HIS LASERS IN THE PROCESS

jesus christ i was hiding while he was killing other people and my stupid fucking ass always found something to trip over or linger and he found me everytime lasering through brick walls bro my hands are shaking

[sharonisthebettercarter]

[sharonisthebettercarter]

is it wrong to say that i love him--

is it wrong to say that i fucking love him--

is it wrong to say that i fucking love him for welding that fucking door shut?

he didn't leave much scraps for her, did he?

cannibalism or bust. that's right. he's not human so i supposed it's just standard predation...

but i'll bet the meal was nice for him too<3

now she may know what it's like. to be denied your own humanity.

now that right there is a real smile<3<3<3

[therealkripke]

I really like the idea of The Boys succeeding in killing Homelander.

And failing.

Because "what kills him only makes him stronger".

[sharonisthebettercarter]

homelander's officially reached the "mommy" part of "down with the sickness"--

"No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me Why did you have to be such a bitch

Why don't you Why don't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch Fuck you I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you like to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die"

--and i am MOAR than fucking OKAY with that~<3<3<3

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[whoblewboobear]

Not Butcher’s little “fuck me” cutting away to homelander 👀

[sharonisthebettercarter]

[sharonisthebettercarter]

i need her to peg him.

clearly.

this is why he sent her the bussy pic.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

the idea that most people would just use superpowers for some kind of head turning sexual purpose if they had them is probably the single most realistic thing about the boys.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

ever have one a those dreams about a celebrity or even a character said celeb plays where it just feels *so real* but then there's a detail about them that's so out of left field that you literally *can't* forget it?

and then that detail--burned in your mind forever fundamentally changes the entire way you view this whole ass person--that you don't even know. leik it *convinces* you without a shadow of a doubt that they're an alien?

[sharonisthebettercarter]

like i had a dream where i was frickin' tailor (do not sew) of all things. and y'know, i was just doin' my job. it was *professional* to a TEE (which is weird for me tbh--)

but then this guy--this *celeb* took off his pants and underwear IDK what i was making for him and yes up until this point everything had been professional but i *SWEAR* to gawd his foreskin was like... 60% of his dick.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

and it's not liek... he was small?? or in any sort of way that this was just normal or brushed off?? listen. when i say it was *a lot* of foreskin, i mean it was *A LOT* of foreskin.

and it was WEIRD.

WITHIN THE DREAM--

[sharonisthebettercarter]

except for him. i didn't know how to tell him--no i am not going to say who it is--

[sharonisthebettercarter]

60

%

[sharonisthebettercarter]

i was shocked. in the dream.

i am still shocked. i don't know how to process this. it was *too much* foreskin.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

this is about--

[sharonisthebettercarter]

NOPE. i won't say it. i won't.

i feel like i'd be outing him as an alien. i won't. i can't. i can't. my GAWD it was so much fucking *foreskin*

[sharonisthebettercarter]

I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS SHIT UP.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

i feel like if i say who it was. i will be yelled at.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

this post is about.

[diamonddung]

What the fuck.

[spindelsart]

The season where no one is safe.

[diamonddung]

Amazing~💖

[sharonisthebettercarter]

TELL ME HOW I FUCKIN' CALLED THIS SHIT.

seem familiar?

strange idea but what if billy is head pregnant?? . . . and it's homelander's fault--KIDDING lmao kinda leik. i can't stop thinking of th

i'm definitely nicknaming her minerva but HOLY SHIT. i'm pretty sure she may have nicked all the v when billy took it too (assuming she was dying after the temp v--might still be dying) but maybe it wasn't enough?? she straight up ATE the stretchy guy maybe she'll get a taste for it--

Y'ALL i do NOT think it's *becca* talking to billy. i think something much more sinister may be at play maybe diggin' through his memories and usin' it against him--

devil's in the details as they say...

[diamonddung]

I make dark prediction.

Minerva will try to eat Ryan. 👀

[sharonisthebettercarter]

BRUH--

i had never been more fucking terrified of this man in my life he went full gotdamn feral animal for hugh campbell and i just--

i love how he just moves slightly and it busts the vents even moar liek--

CAMPBELL!!

listen.

this sparked somethin' in me somethin' terrible butt

i need a whole ass survival horror game based off the boys now.

it's just homelander vs the boys (one at a time) and the goal is to outmaneuver/escape him while he's trying to murder you (one of the boys). each character having their own special skill set to help them along--can possibly help each other *if* they survive.

you start as hughie, who has the least skill and have to go through something like a maze with zinc, helpless and unable to fight back as homelander tries to find you, and if he catches you--he kills you and you have to move on to the next character--make it harder. the next play can get the previous character killed.

i want his behavior to react dependent on how the player plays and whether or not the characters survive or get caught. i want him to make things personal when he can. each level gets more difficult and depending on what you do his bloodlust may get worse--

I WANT HIM TO BE IN NO RUSH TO CATCH YOU.

i want the final stage to be as billy and depending on whether or not homelander's killed all of the others or if they survived will decide how he responds to billy and vice versa.

i want it to be no good ending with easter eggs and twists and just completely off the rails utterly terrifying--

gaaaawwwwwwwwd someone please make it--

fun fact~!

they actually use zinc in the metal of vents (which is why he couldn't just x-ray them to find hughie--nice touch<3!!)

[diamonddung]

Ooh~❣️❣️❣️

💖

👀👀👀

I would sign petition for this one...

🧿🧿

[sharonisthebettercarter]

i miss billy's dom</3

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