lightbutliquid

literally goodbye streaks

[notobi]

rats rats *dummy thicc ass slap sound* shoes are the rats

[pissvortex]

i feel like im losing my god damn mind every second i read this

[pissvortex]

[skullprincess]

I can’t believe that some people have never seen Daily Lives of High School Boys 

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[c3rvida3]

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

[saltykingsalty]

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

[c3rvida3]

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

[spontaneous-avocado]

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

[c3rvida3]

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

[butch-creeper]

Tbh some of the tags on this are great but nothing will come close to this masterpiece

[c3rvida3]

STOP PUTTING MY BAD TAGS WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[autistic--mothman]

There is 1 braincell shared across this entire post

[diarygirls]

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

i feel like this applies to a few things:

[minimuii]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[ra-ana-motivation]

Abs/slim waist workout

40 Russian twists

10 leg lifts

20 mountain climbers

50 crunches

20 flutter kicks

30 jumping jacks

50 Russian twists

60 crunches

30sec high knees

50 crisscross crunches

25 jumping jacks

30sec plank

15 leg lifts

[diamondpupss]

Rb for me

[hourlymemes]

[strapricorn]

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

walk a mile in these light up sketchers 

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically

[albtraumer]

Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

[valtsv]

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

[airfryerenthusiasts]

YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.