rats rats *dummy thicc ass slap sound* shoes are the rats
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@diamondpupss
rats rats *dummy thicc ass slap sound* shoes are the rats
i feel like im losing my god damn mind every second i read this
I can’t believe that some people have never seen Daily Lives of High School Boys
im horny but like horny to cuddle
you’re lonely
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.
Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt
Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.
Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.
I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away
No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.
Tbh some of the tags on this are great but nothing will come close to this masterpiece
STOP PUTTING MY BAD TAGS WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE.
dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.
leaves*
where are you going
There is 1 braincell shared across this entire post
everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd
BBQ
blease be quiet
Abs/slim waist workout
40 Russian twists
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20 mountain climbers
50 crunches
20 flutter kicks
30 jumping jacks
50 Russian twists
60 crunches
30sec high knees
50 crisscross crunches
25 jumping jacks
30sec plank
15 leg lifts
Rb for me
me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦
walk a mile in these light up sketchers
one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down
so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me
YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.