[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

[megustamemes]

[be-your-own-revolution-blog]

[1249874072-deactivated20140802]

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

[spectralinterplay]

you ever wanna take a pic

but like the camera like “damn shawty not today” 

[blueexorcist]

I can’t fucking breathe

[kanyewesticle]

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

[starllex]

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

[feverto-deactivated20140801]

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

[measure3]

[suicideblonde]

Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon

[shehitmefornoreason]

[fuckyeahtsimplelife]

[coitusflowerbomb]

[greelin]

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

[keikie-dont-touch-me]

And deodorant

[greelin]

and perfume

[virska]

and soap

[greelin]

life is full of so much deception and trickery

[froscan]

one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies

[susemoji]

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

[watchitfadeaway]

[brooklynsantiago]

[krazykardashbr-blog]

I feel you Khlo.