A Guide to Season 1-6 of Hetalia
Germany’s arms are constantly dislocated in the original Studio Deen art
Germany orders Italy around and he disappoints him.
The fucking beach fight scene is recycled like five times
Everyone cries because Holy Rome is fucking dead
Everyone cries because colonial America breaks free from his oppression under his brother England
No one cries when Liechtenstein is taken in by Switzerland who sacrifices the little he has to help her
Russia’s only company growing up was a yak and his wacky sisters
England tries to kill America with Busby’s motherfucking chair even though they’re allies and America has done nothing to him so far but interrupt his witchcraft rituals and talk really loudly with his mouth full
Sealand is not a country.
The fucking “ways to conclude your story” filler episodes I swear to god
Germany swears off beer as he goes on a diet with Japan to reduce their salt intake
Spain orders Romano around and he disappoints him
“United States of Hetalia! [strangled infant voice: Twooooo…]”
Prussia offers Hungary his crotch cloth until the camera pans up on Hungary’s cleavage for an uncomfortable five seconds.
Whitewashed Seychelles and the brief inexplicable hatred for her by fans of the show
Everyone’s trying to get with Japan
Sweden and Finland sleep together
Everyone is cats now for some reason
Sealand is still not a country.
Prussia shows up for about 40 seconds
70% filler from previous episodes
Sealand sacrifices himself for the rest of the world against the aliens and he is still not a country.
Season 5: Beautiful World
Studio Deen’s finest animating hour. Everyone looks beautiful.
Everyone cries because of France
Everyone cries because of France part 2
Spain orders Romano around and he disappoints him part 2
Italy’s dance is cute and nice
Every character gets nearly equal screen time.
Seychelles makes her second entrance with her beautiful corrected skin tone. Everyone loves her.
Everyone has boobs now for some reason
England throws up at America’s birthday party
Sealand finds more not-countries like him
Season 6[66]: The World Suffering
The return of the dreaded pre-season 5 Studio Deen animation
Italy no longer dances but flails around as if possessed. Background dancers Germany and Japan are soulless shells of who they once were.
There’s some nasty overlapping powerpoint animation shit going on in the background of Hetalian Jet.
Everyone is cats now for some reason part 2
Animating movement for more than three seconds is too much effort
Iceland is blonde and Finland has blue eyes now for some reason
APH Satan is here for your soul
America and England are brothers. People are shocked by this.
Sealand has not shown up yet but he will still not be considered a country.
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