poop

[stay-dekt-deactivated20180401]

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

“But their music is so good!!”

[blackdenimjeans]

Omfg

[gracielovessjesus-deactivated20]

2015: Man-on-man marriage 2017: Man-on-child marriage 2019: Man-on-dog marriage 2021: Man-on-car marriage 2023: Hopefully the world ends by then tbh

[tpt-moved]

Two consenting adults, be they man and woman, man and man, woman and woman, or any other combination not specified by the above, are now granted the right (as they always should have had) to enter a legally binding contract and obtain all its attached benefits.

Children cannot give consent. Children cannot legally sign contracts. Children cannot get married.

Animals cannot give consent. Animals cannot legally sign contracts. Animals cannot get married.

Optimus Prime is a sentient being and leader of the entire Autobot race and I don’t think you have any place telling him who his people can and cannot marry. If he is okay with Rewind and Chromedome or Astoria and Powerglide then you need to step off.

[gokuma]

WELL SAID

[animatedamerican]

It’s very easy to make Gracie’s mistake here if you persist in thinking of marriage as “a man and his chosen marriage object” rather than, you know, “two people choosing to marry each other.”

Says something about how some people view heterosexual marriage.

[kyraneko]

DING DING DING DING DING we have a winner.

None of these people have ever expressed a worry that dogs will start wanting to marry men, or that houseplants will start wanting to marry cars.

This way of thinking only makes sense if your view of straight marriage depends on “man actively choosing, woman passively chosen” and gay marriage only fits into your worldview as the distortion “man actively choosing wrong thing,” as though it’s a Sesame Street comedy sketch with Mr. Noodle trying to marry a pocket watch by mistake, presumably with his pants on his head.

Interestingly enough, I’ve never heard someone warn us about women wanting to marry anything, either.

[naamahdarling]

thank you for that mental image.  and yes, this is exactly right.  i’ve never seen any anti-marriage assholes talk about what they’re afraid WOMEN will do.

[jordanlhawk-deactivated20260503]

It’s very easy to make Gracie’s mistake here if you persist in thinking of marriage as “a man and his chosen marriage object” rather than, you know, “two people choosing to marry each other.”

This, holy shit, yes. Literally until now I never understood how people couldn’t understand “can’t enter into a legally binding contract” when it came to children, animals, whatever. And now it’s clear as fucking day. And even grosser than I realized.

[vashti-lives]

Yep, so much of the fundamentalist christian world view makes so much more sense when you realize they have no concept of consent.

[i-tiramiss-you]

E i d  M u b a r a k ~ to everyone with a dysfunctional family, a broken family or no family.To everyone who’s too tired to get out of bed, and feels unworthy of happiness. To everyone already fighting their demons. To everyone in a war torn country, or nowhere near home. To everyone who’s celebrating in a country that doesn’t, so it just doesn’t feel right. I pray that you all have a blessed day and a wonderful weekend.  

[retrogaydad-deactivated20190324]

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

[diapermemes-blog]

me: *gets exam results*

me: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

[theblindcat-deactivated20121122]

[bunny-booty]

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

[dontmakepeopleintoheroes]

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

[bredbathnbeyond]

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

[simptasia]

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

[torpidgilliver]

the sims do not worship the llama out of love, but out of fear

[hungry-hobbits]

everyday we drift further from gods light

[aaliyahbreaux]

Remember when Kylie Jenner was white?

[enbyho]

People for real acting like this chick ain’t in living Black/Brownface and then wanna get upset when she gets called on her bullshit.

[loserxvi]

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

[gunzee]

[bi-privilege]

bisexual girls are great pass it on

[simplyintuition-deactivated2022]

People are great pass it on

[bi-privilege]

[willgrahamscock]

do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date

[baanana-pancakes]

senior graduation

[hermiionegrangers]

[diapermemes-blog]

this is the most beautiful wonderful thing I want it framed

[problematicparrot]

[diapermemes-blog]

me: *ruins every family meal by arguing about social issues*

[fullpraxisnow]

[gentlemen-always-know]

A great example of why you don’t have any idea what is happening in the world around you. I don’t generally blog this stuff but, you Should know Time Magazine is not the only media to do this. .

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND I AM SO ANGRY

[edge-effects]

american schools teach about other countries’ propaganda, but look at this shit.

[sameatschildren-deactivated2018]

Did you guys know that the first Canadian deaths in the war in Afghanistan happened in 2002 when an American pilot dropped a bomb on some Canadian soldiers doing training exercises

killed 4 people and injured 8

Did you know this? Probably not because boy does your country like to brainwash about their fucking military being the greatest and most important and amazing fucking thing

Americans, we get more news about your country than you do, because gosh diddly darn does your country ever like to hide things from you and keep you stupid.