A 35 Y/O fuck-up

Dib Membrane. He/Him

[dib-35]

He's back

[dib-35]

Can I ask you about humans?

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

[dib-35]

@id-agent6031

Interesting, Interesting. And what are drugs?

Typically they're prescribed to you to help your body, whether it be a mental illness or physical pain.

[dib-35]

Can I ask you about humans?

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

[dib-35]

@id-agent6031

Yeah , but like. What is alcohol? And cigarettes? I've never heard of them.

Ah, depending on what alcohol you're talking about it, similar to drugs, some are good, others are bad, depending on what they are and how people use them.

[dib-35]

Can I ask you about humans?

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

[dib-35]

@id-agent6031

What are they?

Hm? What do you mean? I just listed out a select few, there's much more that humans get addicted to.

[dib-35]

Can I ask you about humans?

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

[dib-35]

@id-agent6031

Oh, luckily I don't have a Dib! I have some jerk named Sal who has anger issues and broke my arm.

I'm going to kill him.

I just learned of the crying thing recently. What do you guys get addicted to?

A lot of things, alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, all that fun stuff.

[dib-35]

Can I ask you about humans?

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

[id-agent6031]

Close! Just anything you find noteworthy about them please? I'm bored.

[dib-35]

Hmm...

We tend to cry when exposed to emotional or physical pain, we can get addicted to shit real easily, so tell the younger Dibs to stay away from that stuff.

[dib-35]

Can I ask you about humans?

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

[dib-35]

Tatts: Goodness is this you if you actually ate something healthy every now and again? Pierced: Don't be rude, Tatts, let me just ask the question. Got any Tattoos or Piercings and what's the stories behind them if so?

Hm? I'm not fat, in fact I eat healthy... Mostly. I'm just depressed and drinking away my sorrows

And for the other's question, I got some piercings from a kinda-emo phase of my life. I have some tattoos from my early twenties of some things I liked at the time, A.K.A alien shit.

[dib-35]

So, how'd 35 normal human years treat you? I had 25 normalish (for us Dibs) Years of my own that clearly ended in a less than ideal outcome for me. So I just always wonder what if I hadn't of gone into the Mall retracing Zim's steps, getting bit by a Mall security zombie and thusly... I just always have that what if I hadn't? Question, ya know?

Well, I'm dirt poor, barely got a apartment, which I'm surprised there's no hole in the floor. I have a shitty job, my relationship with with my sister is equally shitty, my dad is dead, Zim is gone and I have no idea, like I care, I'd rather not continue to ruin my life.

So yeah, pretty well I suppose.

[roach-with-a-knife]

So, what exactly are you? I'm still becoming familiar with the multiverse bullshit

- 35

((out of character since if I WAS it would be a snarky answer that doesn’t even answer your question )) he’s basically a alien hybrid thingy that half of the multiverse likes to bully but also soon to be conquerer of his universe 🤠

[dib-35]

Imagine being bullied by half the universe.

[chaos-trio12]

Dad's already preparing his annual grudge against Christmas time. -_-

Lamo. It's funny every year watching the smartest guy on the planet prepare defenses for Santa

[dib-35]

Believe me, you see it as funny, but when it's gone, you realize how crucial it was to your life. The smallest things that you don't even think about can be the biggest parts of your life.

[chaos-trio12]

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[dib-35]

Ah, what'd you lose? You say you're the better version of Gaz, which is to be debated, so I'd like to know what pain you live with.

[chaos-trio12]

Dad's already preparing his annual grudge against Christmas time. -_-

Lamo. It's funny every year watching the smartest guy on the planet prepare defenses for Santa

[dib-35]

Believe me, you see it as funny, but when it's gone, you realize how crucial it was to your life. The smallest things that you don't even think about can be the biggest parts of your life.

[dib-35]

Hey dib. What the fuck is up with your blog -Vaz

Why do you take interest?

[dib-35]

@chaos-trio12

Cuz I'm one of the better versions of Gaz. No go take a shower. Your probably smell

I'm sorry, "better"?

[lore-inaccurate]

What the Future Holds - Part One

Dib walked into the apartment holding two medium boxes, cracks ran down the mucus green walls, along with some odd stains. He groaned I'm disgust, placing the boxes on the floors, he rubbed his beard, it had been, what, ten years since he stopped talking to Gaz? He didn't want to think about, at least not with a bottle of alcohol in his hand.

He sat down on his bed, placing his coat on the bed post. He'd barely gotten a steady-paying job... At a run-down restaurant... But it was better than having no money at all. He laid down, pulling the cheap wool blanket over himself as he rolled over, wishing for the next day of his miserable life.

[dib-35]

One, no one needs or wants my help

Two. I'm not looking to help myself, I'm perfectly fine drinking away my sorrows.

[dib-35]

@kneltnotbowed

Do the sorrows ever really go away when you hit the bottom of that bottle?

Still, just being a little bit kinder to yourself would be nice, I think.

Oh, and hello. Good to hear from you again.

Well, drinking helps the pain of losing everyone and everything because of your actions go away for a bit, so no, but it's better than whatever spiritual bullshit people recommend these days.

[dib-35]

Drinking buddies, yay

- @husband-trap-dib

Drinking... Buddies..? Sure, why not

So, is your dad dead and does your sister refuse to talk to you for almost ruining her life with your Zim addiction?

[dib-35]

@husband-trap-dib

No, my dad is an idiot, I don't talk to him anymore, I still see my sister, but rarely, she's busy with her gigs. I have other reasons for drinking.

Hey, at least you can still talk to your sister, I'd kill for that.

[dib-35]

Drinking buddies, yay

- @husband-trap-dib

Drinking... Buddies..? Sure, why not

So, is your dad dead and does your sister refuse to talk to you for almost ruining her life with your Zim addiction?