Zim is an idiot

And so are humans. Mod is @fastenwick

[husband-trap-dib]

Name is Dib ig, I'm out looking for other Dibs and like-minded people.

[husband-trap-dib]

Places flowers on your grave

Lol, yes I'm very dead, please visit my grave regularly. I died of alcohol poisoning probably.

[dib-35]

One, no one needs or wants my help

Two. I'm not looking to help myself, I'm perfectly fine drinking away my sorrows.

[husband-trap-dib]

Same man.

[kneltnotbowed]

Do the sorrows ever really go away when you hit the bottom of that bottle?

Still, just being a little bit kinder to yourself would be nice, I think.

Oh, and hello. Good to hear from you again.

[husband-trap-dib]

Hi, I'm alive.

[dib-35]

Drinking buddies, yay

- @husband-trap-dib

Drinking... Buddies..? Sure, why not

So, is your dad dead and does your sister refuse to talk to you for almost ruining her life with your Zim addiction?

[dib-35]

@husband-trap-dib

No, my dad is an idiot, I don't talk to him anymore, I still see my sister, but rarely, she's busy with her gigs. I have other reasons for drinking.

Hey, at least you can still talk to your sister, I'd kill for that.

[husband-trap-dib]

I'll trade trauma if you want.

Joking. No one wants my trauma.

[dib-35]

Drinking buddies, yay

- @husband-trap-dib

Drinking... Buddies..? Sure, why not

So, is your dad dead and does your sister refuse to talk to you for almost ruining her life with your Zim addiction?

[husband-trap-dib]

No, my dad is an idiot, I don't talk to him anymore, I still see my sister, but rarely, she's busy with her gigs. I have other reasons for drinking.

[kneltnotbowed]

@dib-35

I'm an expert in being mean to myself, especially after multiple lives were nearly or completely ruined because of me.

But, like, being mean to yourself does not help anyone... Not them, not you. Could you not try to be like, a little teeny tiny bit nicer to yourself?

[dib-35]

One, no one needs or wants my help

Two. I'm not looking to help myself, I'm perfectly fine drinking away my sorrows.

[husband-trap-dib]

Same man.

[husband-trap-dib]

Time for the big questions everyone has been too scared to answer.

Is a hot dog a sandwich

[ambassador-d1b]

How do you deal with your Zim?

- @husband-trap-dib

Oh hey, uh I don't really deal with him, he's not been mean to me like most Zims have been with their Dibs.

Unless you mean Zirus, and that was just kind of like a give it time and try to communicate thing since he was a tsundere.

[husband-trap-dib]

Fair enough

[husband-trap-dib]

Not a Dib, but based on my experiences with the others who call themselves "Zim", I find that your opinion of him is mostly incorrect. Though I am unsure if I have met the one from your universe, so I cannot be certain of whether or not that Zim in particular is an idiot.

...that entire thing was contradictory, wasn't it?

...sorry... I'll shut up now...

-Skut

Eh it's fine, there there

[husband-trap-dib]

Name is Dib ig, I'm out looking for other Dibs and like-minded people.

[z0mbeezbranez]

Branez: Slendy, look another Dib has discovered the multiverse, any advice you wanna give him?

Slendy: Uh... Not really? And even if I did why would I give it to someone who's unlikely to take it?

Tilly: What's a Hus band trap, Papa? Branez: Uhhh... Not something you need to worry about for a long while hopefully sweetie?

[husband-trap-dib]

Oooookay

[z0mbeezbranez]

Branez: Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I am a Dib, like you, except for uh... I had an 'incident' with one of Sarge Wrankle's zombies became a Mall security guard was promoted to head Mall security Guard. Yadda yadda Rival company to Memlabs causes an end of civilization. Anyway Slendy here is a Zim.

Slendy: Gee I see how important I am to you. Tilly: Hee- hee Slendy is maaaads.

Branez: Oh yea and my lovely adopted daughter Tilly here is a lovable bundle of zombie joy. Tilly: Is is very very smarts and very very toughs and very very cutes! An's mani Mani puliver, according to Slendys. Slendy: Manipulator. It's not a bad thing. Just. A thing of note.

[husband-trap-dib]

Ah, alright, hello

[z0mbeezbranez]

Branez: If you want any advice on being fated to an Irken as a partner, well Reva's Irken just let me know. Slendy: I have some advice for him. Run. Run as far and as fast as you possibly can.

Tilly: Hee- hee- Slendy is not married yets. So it scares him. Slendy: I am not scared. I'm just not like the himbo for brains over here who's let a Tak turn him into a drooling earth canine whenever she's present!

Branez: Better not let Reva read that comment, Slendy, she'll get you if you do.

[husband-trap-dib]

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

[husband-trap-dib]

does anyone even like. want the wedding?

As far as I know, no

[husband-trap-dib]

Because you're a good person. And a cool brother. <3

Thanks <3

[husband-trap-dib]

Probably the rampant transphobia and instigated violence against me? Like. Rude.

Well I would never do that to anyone, hence the pig being the stupidest thing

[husband-trap-dib]

Being cursed by a pig wasn't the worst thing that's ever happened to me, honestly. Also you helped negotiate the curse.

Yeah but still

What's the worse that happened to you?

[husband-trap-dib]

dumbest thing you've ever done

Got my sister cursed by a pig

[husband-trap-dib]

dumbest thing other than the marriage and the florpus zim's ever done

Turned us both into baloney

[husband-trap-dib]

does zim like you

He likes me as well as a nemesis can