the Protagonist

| enfj | 19 | she/her

[diblomat]

what awkward situation are you? I’m eating macaroni while crying a single tear

[diblomat]

Knox dabs his sadness away and you can’t convince me otherwise

[tamlinsfiddle]

i want to personally apologize to everyone who followed me for one fandom and is then bombarded with my 30 other fandoms that you have no interest in. 

[diblomat]

Sirius : my father didn’t like me as a child

James: why?

Sirius : because i wasn’t born until he was an adult

[fanonical]

harry: so wait quirrell was super evil all along and snape was trying to save my life? huh guess snape was a decent person the whole time

snape: *bullies children*

harry: never mind

[myvegansensesaretingling]

reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR chose not to explore that”

[diblomat]

The marauders in detention

Professor McGonagall: ok so let me get this straight-

James: oh no

Remus: *nervously looks around*

Peter : here it comes

Sirius : *screams and runs out of the castle*

[diblomat]

[diblomat]

James: You know what padfoot? Fuck your parents! I’m gonna be your dad now. and your mom. your ...dom.waiT SHIT NO

Sirius :

James:

Sirius trying to hold back laughter: Daddy?

James : Please don’t tell Remus.

[diblomat]

Sirius : I bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

Remus : No matter how many times you compliment me I’m not making your bed

[diblomat]

It saddens me that I can’t experience different lifetimes like I just want to be a painter in italy in the 15th century or a poetry and mysticism enthusiast in 13th century in Iran is that too much to ask for

[incorrecthpjo]

Remus: Pros and cons of dating me.

Remus: Pros: You’ll be the cute one.

Remus: Cons: Holy SHIT where do I begin

[moonlit-midnights]

dark academic YA books, for the reader who doesn’t enjoy the old classics:

the raven cycle — maggie stievater

welsh kings, magic forests, obsessive research, private schools.

wilder girls — rory power

lord of the flies retelling, all-girls boarding school, remote island.

six of crows — leigh bardugo

murder, crime, heists, magic.

truly devious — maureen johnson

murder mystery, eccentric students, elite boarding school, 1900s

the night circus — erin morgenstern

magical circus, mysterious psychics, mind games, star crossed love.

the diviners — libba bray

1920s new york city, wlw + mlm rep, ace rep, occult magic, mysterious museums

vicious — v.e. schwab

an experiment gone wrong, blackout poetry, rivals, strange powers

the cruel prince — holly black

FAERIES, enemies to lovers, political power struggles, another magic forest

station eleven — emily st. john mandel

shakespeare, thespians, post-apocalyptic wasteland

feel free to add on!

[wizards]

Lily: I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permenantly alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes?

Remus: babies have no concept of object permanence

Sirius: that’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.

[mcelboy]

bbc sherlock + urban dictionary names (insp.)

[wildsflag]

[asexualanders]

#I think the best bit about this #is the way John sort of stares for a second into space #as if he’s repeating that over in his head to make sure sherlock really said that #and then is just like #i mean really sherlock you’re so smart but you’re so dumb jesus #and lestrade looks like he’s biting down on something idk

[benedict--cumberbatch-deactivat]

I love that I don’t know who’s the sassy bitch in this scene.

[augusst-deactivated20200928]

#same