diceLibrarian

Misc Bullshit, does not understand Tumblr Culture | PFP by @problemspritester

[puppygirllaika]

If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

[rat-detector-19x]

What happens if I'm struggling to write

[shinyjiggly]

then eat a food, or seek pleasure, or- [user was banned for this post]

[rat-detector-19x]

Commit infinite violence gotcha

[dicelibrarian]

I see the rat detector has found one of my mutuals. I'm going to lock you two in a room with a knife and see who emerges first

[dicelibrarian]

Guys hear me out

Toe beans

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[nugget-gender]

Press A to Awawa

[absolutejamer]

@blue-pikmin-gaming

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[goddessactuality]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[rocketbirdie]

behold. my suite of hot dogs

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[mortimermcmirestinks]

herpetological guide

[milfsisyphus]

hey i saw you across the echo chamber and i really liked what you were saying

[guerrillatech]

[trashcangimmick]

[freakoutgirl]

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes