your local bisexual girl

she/her 19 ôvô blorbos: Gordon Freeman, the casing golem from create:steam and rails mod, chell, ena, ena dbbq, gigi borderlands 4 favourite games: peppered, undertale, deltarune, Minecraft(modded), DRG, web fishing, team fortress 2, titan fall 2, disco pup

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I'm slowly becoming an electric type gym leader

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[the-rat12]

wasnt jokin, huh

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It fucking sucks I'm in a mining town and everyone has ground types and to get to my fucking class on time, I gotta run from like 20 gravelers, cause for some reason the shops around here don't sell any repel, I've been trying to get a water type by fishing, but all I got was Magikarp which makes for a decent profit if I sell 'em to the guy on the beach. I mean it makes decent cash so I can buy pizza which is the cheapest food around here but, those miners which ground types keep hanging out front of the pizza store they challenge me to a battle and due to some stupid fucking law I gotta accept the battle, but they say "we'll concede if you get us a couple of pizzas" which means if I don't want me and my Pokemon to go see miss Joy again, I gotta spend 3 times the price just to get 1 pizza, which leaves with just enough money for rent. Like i mean at least the money that I gotta pay the people that beat me in the gym is paid by the whatever organisation the elite 4 are, so I don't gotta pay that outta pocket, but I gotta beat trainers to get paid but for some reason they decided to make the gym RIGHT NEXT TO A MINE, FULL OF GROUND TYPES, and the only reason I got this job was because I was just applying to random jobs and this was the only 1 that accepted me because for some reason the NO ONE WANTED TO BE AN ELECTRIC TYPE GYM LEADER OF AN ELECTRIC TYPE GYM NEXT TO A MINE FULL OF GROUND TYPES! Don't get me started on how I have to keep the fucking gym intact cause whoever built this gym decided to just fill it with fucking Tesla's that keep on, blowing fuses and blowing a breaker some where in the building, if it was up to me the trainers would have to go through some sort of arg analysing sound files and looking through town for clues to a set of puzzles that change each time someone passes through, but nooooo if I want that I have to build that myself like what the FUCK, whoever runs this shit show funded a whole indoor pool that goes like 100 meters down and filled with various valve puzzles, and when you finally reach the bottom the gym leader walks out of this giant clam in some sort of coral themed dress, like come on you fund all that, but you can't fund 1 PC for hosting the code for my puzzles, or at least a proper generator so the whole buildings lights flickers whenever I open the goddamn fridge!

Also forgot to add the back of jacket

[splodgepodge]

i forgot to mention this when i saw it for the first time but this is just one of the coolest things ever

[loulooser]

Unsure as to why this isn’t a tumblr heritage post

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Please don't

0v0

🙏

I beg you

[loulooser]

Stop being so funny then HM??? 😦

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I beg you please I already know the pain I once had a home stuck post get popular on an old account please don't do this to me

[loulooser]

Don’t make me tag Walmart official

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Please dont, my blog will crumble around me, as it falls apart, do you understand what you'll do to me

[loulooser]

Fine. Mercy upon one condition. Sign this document that does NOT say ‘permanent court jester job application’ please.

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I can't handle being both a jester and stage magician

[loulooser]

You can have Thursdays off

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Yay

*signs it again

[loulooser]

*rolls up document and places it in the claws of a pigeon that had mysteriously appeared and disappeared with seemingly no order from me*

Thank you good sir. Continue with your day

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👍

[bismuthfool]

Oh, Mary, full of grace, receive the bloodied sufferer into your arms

I really wanted to show how I see what is happens to bloodymary right after the moment when Grace takes Simon from the bloody ocean I feel like I want it to be creepy and disturbing.

oh no, who's that standing against the wall in the last frame? It seems like while Rocky sleeps, Grace will survive the real Ripley-trying-to-survive-on-the-ship-with-Alien experience

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[smol-ghosts]

Rocky’s an ipad kid (grown ahh man btw)

[futchcommunist-deactivated20190]

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

[anti-dyrgrip]

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

[gunsandfireandshit]

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

[disbarredgoose0]

Original Article the image & caption are taken from.

It’s real.

[whereserpentswalk]

Remember that “just following orders” was a claim made by the nazis who survived World War Two who were charged with warcrimes.

They also stole the gold from people’s teeth.

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[smol-ghosts]

Idk seems a bit fruity Grace. During Pride Month btw

[cpericardium]

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[radio-jupotter]

Chapter 5 needs to have a beautiful woman as the central antagonist AND as the secret boss. We are not doing this spamtenna shit again

[gazeldhazel]

it's pride month, and while I usually spend every other month centering trans women, this month I'm going to center trans women even harder. happy pride to trans women. the world is better with you in it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[hotvampireadjacent]

[chaifootsteps]

Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

[beemovieerotica]