I am your God now

I'm only here because I want to get more followers than that douche Jesus.

[dick-loving-demon]

OH MY GOOOD THERE'S A BEE IN MY ROOM GET IT OUT GET IT OUT BURN IT WITH FIRE 

[dick-loving-demon]

sup satan B)

not much, just being the coolest guy ever like always B)

[princessofkupakeep-blog1]

ofc

how are things in hell

[dick-loving-demon]

very good, actually

thank you for asking, human

[freckled-knight]

im almost 117 dad im an adult

alright

your party is boring btw and your schoolgirl costume is dumb im out

[dick-loving-demon]

sup satan B)

not much, just being the coolest guy ever like always B)

[dick-loving-demon]

I finished sticking 10,000 pictures of Damien's sickly sweet childhood moments on all of South Park's windows. And here's yours to keep! -hands last picture- So cute.

Ah, excellent job! I’m sure you treated it like a masterpiece. And thank you for giving me this last photo. Just looking at it brings back so many great memories. 

[dick-loving-demon]

Oh ,Hey man! How are things going in Hell since I last visit?

Fairly well, I suppose. We’ve still got the steady shipment of souls, except we’re starting to lack in the Pride and Wrath section. I’m going to have to change that, but not right now. I’m busy fixing up my blog now. 

I suppose it’s only right of me to ask how you have been. What have you been up to? 

[itsmysterionbitches-deactivated]

Nothing that really stands out, Been kicking some ass and I some how ended up in Heaven last week- It was boring as shit. 

[dick-loving-demon]

Pfft, I can only imagine…hey, kid. On a scale of one to ten, how much cooler is Hell than Heaven? Just curious. 

[itsmysterionbitches-deactivated]

With 1 being shit and 10 being best? 11, Hell doesn’t bore you shitless and at least there’s something actually going on in Hell, In heaven it’s just clouds and shit.

[dick-loving-demon]

Ahhh yeeeah. I'm so gonna brag about this later to Jesus.

[zeropercentdiscountcomic]

[marjorine-stotch-deactivated201]

dick-loving-demon

[kiiseu]

[hellagoodswiftie]

[memekami]

enjoy stan i hope it was worth it

[happy-kahl-deactivated20140826]

he sold 3 friends for an ipod nano so it makes sense

[dick-loving-demon]

Father Father what are you doing

I am simply talking with the soon-to-be citizens of Hell! And what are you doing, my son? I hope you are not looking at porn, that is unproductive. 

[darnienthorn-blog]

Puppies

always puppies

[dick-loving-demon]

Alright, fine. I will get you two puppies. Anything else? 

[dick-loving-demon]

Father Father what are you doing

I am simply talking with the soon-to-be citizens of Hell! And what are you doing, my son? I hope you are not looking at porn, that is unproductive. 

[darnienthorn-blog]

Good devil. I guess I can maybe find it in the depths of my black heart to forgive you but I’m still at least 20% mad

[dick-loving-demon]

…if I got you a new pet would you be 10% less mad at me? c: 

[darnienthorn-blog]

…make it two pets B(

dick-loving-demon

[dick-loving-demon]

Well that depends on which pets you want.

[dick-loving-demon]

Oh ,Hey man! How are things going in Hell since I last visit?

Fairly well, I suppose. We’ve still got the steady shipment of souls, except we’re starting to lack in the Pride and Wrath section. I’m going to have to change that, but not right now. I’m busy fixing up my blog now. 

I suppose it’s only right of me to ask how you have been. What have you been up to? 

[itsmysterionbitches-deactivated]

Nothing that really stands out, Been kicking some ass and I some how ended up in Heaven last week- It was boring as shit. 

[dick-loving-demon]

Pfft, I can only imagine...hey, kid. On a scale of one to ten, how much cooler is Hell than Heaven? Just curious. 

[dick-loving-demon]

SHUT UP NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU 

[southparkjesuschrist]

you like me enough to want me to follow you

[dick-loving-demon]

i dont like you i just dont understand why you wouldnt want to follow me, i'm awesome 

[dick-loving-demon]

"Satan. I'm bored. Any advice on what to do down here while I'm stuck here." Kenny groaned.

Lifting his head up from his Charles Dickens novel, Satan rolled his yellow eyes over to the complaining boy, his lips pursing in slight distaste. The child was in Hell, he shouldn’t be bored. Besides, wasn’t he supposed to be brutally tortured right now? Why was he in his office?…God. Somebody was going to get fired today. 

Putting down his book, he exhaled sharply. “I suppose you can play in the Lake of Fire,…or maybe go into the Suicide Forest. I don’t know; to be honest you’re not supposed to be in here right now. I’m pretty sure I told you that already.” 

[hoodedpansexualimmortal-blog]

Kenny groaned. “Is Damien around anywhere. Maybe bugging him could make un-bored.” He looked at satan. “Sorry for being here. Hey, have you found someone after you broke free from Saddam Hussein’s abuse over you?”

(( dick-loving-demon ))

[dick-loving-demon]

A small scoff escaped the red demon, causing him to frown in slight distaste. "Even if Damien was around, I would not let you...'hang out' with him. If you truly wanted to be with him, you would wait until you were back on earth." His tone was stern, which he had to keep even if he was starting to take a liking to the blond. Not that he was, of course. 

The mention of his personal life actually made him pause, making him widen his eyes. Nobody ever bothered to ask,...but it was probably best to keep his relationship status out of his work life. 

Averting his eyes away from the human, he cleared his throat, then added on, "Ah, no. I haven't. Most people don't want to be in a long-term relationship." Glancing back to Kenny, Satan asked, "Why do you ask?" 

[indiesouthparkblogs]

Reblog this if you're an indie South Park rp blog

I’ll add you to the list of all indie South Park blogs. 

[wallasdinston-deactivated201706]

the fact that I am not constantly being praised just for existing is kind of disappointing.

[highjewelf-kyle-blog]

Hey. You exist and that’s pretty cool.

[dick-loving-demon]

praise me for existing 

[highjewelf-kyle-blog]

TheFuck is that Satan

[dick-loving-demon]

PRAISE ME