You're my King

arin | absolute garbage | male ❤

[dongbot]

discovering a new fave like

[dickclams]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

[nihilnovisubsole]

current mood: that one guard in dishonored that keeps mumbling “mrmdfrgr that’s just ridiculous. stupid goddamn”

[ewaneneollav]

scientist: *inspects tree bark with microscope* this is a female tree

scientist 2: wheres its fucking tits

[visualdevelopmentart]

Journey

[aviself]

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

[pittsburghpengwins]

trying to summon a penguins win like

[d-a-z-a-i-archive]

you know the saddest thing about acwnr is the fact after all that happened levi must have went numb

he used to smile but then his reason to smile was taken away from him so cruelly

the people who truly cared for him and probably the only people who ever had at the time 

and maybe that’s why he doesn’t show his emotions as much anymore like they’re still there he just hides them better and keeps them mostly locked up inside

because he’s afraid he’ll become attached to more people and then lose them again can you imagine how traumatic that must have been for him? to lose people he cared so much for and knowing it’s his fault for leaving them?

he used to express so much more emotion with farlan and isabel

and then he lost them the closest thing to family he’s probably ever had

so he went numb

because he knew it could happen again

[madopiano]

Fuck, my tea.

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

[dickclams]

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

[puplets-deactivated20150714]

one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”

[imbackwithanewurl]

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

[homerically]

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

[drpr0bablyn0t]

middle aged mom on facebook

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

[thefutureisdoomed-deactivated20]

SO true, Sharon! ;)

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!

[cheauxcobo]

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

[dickclams]

Friend: do you ever wonder what the person you'll marry is doing?

Me: yeah. He's on a sheet of ice.

[deeplovephotography]