optimistic groundling that she was

i just reblog things. love you! pretty much everything is queued. I will tag things on request!

[niedopalek]

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

[anonpolls]

How do you pronounce “Mr.”?

murr

meer

marr

mare

more

other…?

Voting ended onApr 25, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

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[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

we all got that one beloved mutual who disappeared off the face of the earth one day

[puyopuyo]

Visit Original Link

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

[puyopuyo]

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[himynameisemail]

[alinethered]

[thyrell]

[were--ralph]

the last boba in my bubble tea

[a-book-of-creatures]

Ahhh, there’s the obvious conclusion.

If we can de-extinct* species, surely there’s no point in worrying about endangered species anymore! We can bring them back anytime!

*depending on your definition of de-extinction.

[talesfromtreatment]

And considering one of the heads chose to go on Joe Rogan's show i wouldn't be at all surprised if they're encouraging this

[kaijutegu]

GEE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

Why does it matter if this administration torpedos EVERY major animal conservation law, we can just bring them back! We are very smart.

[things-that-are-not-true]

joe biden just got eaten by a strawberry

[surfingkaliyuga]

“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998

[catgirl-kaiju]

this is how it feels to have an adblocker

[catgirl-bartender]

how it feels to shoot a gnome #cottagecore

[pjackk]

CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?

[dickconqueror]

nothing will ever be like tumblr was in the 2010s...I hope my tumblr is still around in 50 years so I can laugh at the stupid shit I reblogged when I was a teenager

[sanitymakesposts]

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

[kurpkas]

[homoidiotic]

transgender tapestry 1997

[wizardlyghost]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation