We were the best, Richard

DC • icon credit to supermanshield • please DNI if you ship incest

[frownyalfred]

hey! coming over to dc from marvel and the timelines are confusing me lmao. which continuity is considered “canon”?

[robs-your-robins]

No thoughts but Bruce donning a disguise when answering the door to Wayne Manor. I'm talking silk robe, fuzzy slippers, hair band to keep his hair from sticking to his face mask or yoga pants and a cute tee, Stanley in hand. It doesn't matter who is knocking, a delivery guy, the Commissioner wanting to talk about a murder in the area, a Wayne Enterprises courier bringing over documents he has to sign or literally any civilian approaching the Manor, he is going to be stood there in his robe or his yoga pants, smiling faintly and being like 'oh my god, excuse me, I look such a mess!'

[batbabydamian]

Dick and Damian Week 2026: Batman and Robin Day! @dickanddamianweek

[toddsolondz]

jason and tim can be brothers but they can’t be close because that’s super boring. jason has tim saved under “SCAM LIKELY” and tim doesn’t have jason’s number saved at all. beyond the resentment and the history there they just wouldn’t fuck with each other, endless cycle of ragebaiting and ragebaited switching back and forth whenever they have to interact with one another for more than like 20 minutes at a time and honestly that’s being generous. tim’s friends would resent jason for him being violent and awful but at this point tim would just resent him for being ridiculously irritating. BEST CASE SCENARIO would have them in a tom and jerry dynamic but without the underlying feeling of camaraderie and interdependence that tom and jerry share because tim and jason could go the rest of their lives without seeing each other and truly honest to god would not give a shit. this got really insanely long for no reason idk what my problem is today no one cares

[shitpostingkats]

If you heard "Batman has four sons", you'd be forgiven for thinking that each of those sons has three brothers. But that's a rookie mistake. Dick is the only one of them who actually has three brothers, and that's because he put in the work for it, thank you very much. Jason has one brother (Dick), and two kids that his dad had after he moved out (Tim and Damian). Damian actually ping pongs between acknowledging Tim and Jason as his brothers, and thinking they don't count because they're not related to him, but regardless of how he feels about those two he is always related to Dick, Dick just isn't always his brother. So Damian can vary wildly from having three brothers to two brothers to zero brothers.

Tim is literally only brothers to Dick. The other two are his annoying coworkers.

[kartsie]

What are you lookin at?

[fr-wiwiw]

Poor Bruce— but honestly he likes being able to carry Clark

the puppy takes advantage of this by literally jumping onto him of course

[silvaaart]

Lazarus Pit

[noodles-and-tea]

:D

[mitrevisan]

Hmm depression

[mr-badjokes]

Bruce and babian thingie I won't finish bcs I stopped liking it

[noodles-and-tea]

:D

[tb-png]

baby oh baby… oh my little jaybinnie…

[remcadll]

TGIF

[mr-badjokes]

Batman-themed gesture practice

[frownyalfred]

yet another contrived and implausible headcanon I cherish: Bruce wearing a cowl 1) for protection but also 2) because ever since training with the League and others, he realized hair longer than a buzz cut makes you a target for hair-grabbing and even worse, they call you pretty boy while they do it and they have a better handhold because it’s just a little longer than the modern male style. which means Bruce kept his “as long as I want, thank you, Alfred” hair safe under a cowl for a decade before the night Dick debuted his Robin costume (hair wide open for grabbing) and had to go sit down and pinch the bridge of his nose for a minute or two.

bonus angst: Clark has never seen Bruce’s Brucie person crack until the night a kidnapper yanks him out of a gala by his hair and his eyes just go…blank.

[frownyalfred]

[robs-your-robins]

I'm always seeing posts about Jason still being as flexible and aerodynamic currently as he was when he was Robin despite his new height and size and it got me thinking that after he bulked up from the pit, he thought that was all over and he learned to fight according to his new body but discovered that he could still execute a near flawless round-off, back handspring entry with a double-flipped pike position layout with all the precision of Miss Simone Biles while playing on the bounce house that Bruce got Damian for his birthday party and he's like huh, interesting.