神様も知らない

Jason

[retrogamingblog2]

free him

[chaoticprodigy]

HE’S FREE

[idislikethissite]

YES

YES

The snorlax is out!

[proartspb]

[bisthefairy]

Stealing prev tags uwu

[sourcreammachine]

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

[boycritter]

sorry man im all booked

[boycritter]

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[kvtie-pie]

I can't stop thinking about the art and flavor text for this Bloomburrow card

So whimsical and yet so tender. My heart 🥺

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Mareep line

[parakavka]

HAKU_shiba2020 on X: “久しぶりに推し活。 https://t.co/7jyDTB1rpN” / X

[birdwatcher-butch]

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

[forevermorgue]

While I applaud the healthy communication and the establishing of boundaries, this reads as the opposite of the girl who said "move faster" and her partner roared because he thought she said "Mufasa" and just rolled with it.

[mapsontheweb]

Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

[queer-as-city-folk]

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

[bisthefairy]

Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining

[queer-as-city-folk]

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[only-tiktoks]

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[draftyspider]

HAD TO DO A DEEPDIVE INTO FINDING IT BECAUSE I DID NOT BELIEVE IT. IT'S REAL.

[tendie-defender]

New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

[darklordreasonable]

This is simply how they do things in Taiwan. In 2006, DPP deputy Wang Shu-hui successfully prevented a vote on an incoming bill by Eating It.

[only-cat-memes]

[thekeif]

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[dlanor-knox]

Thinking about how isekais usually aren’t shy about what kind of wish fulfillment an author wanted as they were writing

This writer was apparently like, “I want a Dragon Quest Slime as a pet, no wait, I want a Dragon Quest Slime as a SON”

Just a man and his blob son

[suppermariobroth]

In Mario Kart 8/Deluxe, some course elements are shot high into the air when a racer using a Super Star drives through them. This animation assumes that the racer will continue driving, so that the object can safely land back in the same place.

However, if the racer is carefully positioned directly underneath the object, it can be kept bouncing up and down rapidly for as long as the Super Star remains active, as seen in the footage with a Moo Moo in Moo Moo Meadows.

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