Halloween King Is Back Sluts

): Halloween is over and I'm back to being eternally sad :(

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[valtsv]

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[kscotter]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

[wlwellbutrin]

im going to off myself

[bunjywunjy]

NYTimes for president 2020

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[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[marisatomay]

my followers anytime I post anything

[blog-493629846]

met a dumb ass today, awful

[ultrawebcomics]

You looked in a mirror?

[blog-493629846]

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[lesbianpeachs]

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

[lesbianpeachs]

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

[jinglyjangly]

I know they originally did want fnv to be playable after you finish taking the dam, but without that hh feels like a really weird dlc to me. Mostly because theres this war on the horizon that the courier has the key to, and suddenly it just like… guess ill take this random job and go to utah. And you cant take companions, so it’s literally just a huge ollie outie, and its funny but also…kinda sad

[jinglyjangly]

courier meeting up with the companions after hh:

[m-korlan]

⭐       ⭐       ⭐

[reedstrangerthings]

On this day 33 years ago Will Byers disappeared.

[reedstrangerthings]

On this day 34 years ago Will Byers disappeared.

[pucikat-deactivated20180307]

why do some states in USA have really straight borders and some have really shaky ones as if i drew the lines

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