[iamnevertheone]

Rachel said you actually proposed to her.

[animal-factbook]

[22psyduck]

the Oh My God I’m So Glad You’re Home starter pack

[milkeu]

omg this is my dog too

[seevikifangirl]

My Grandfather speaks rapid Cantonese to me. He’s telling me what he wants from McDonalds. The kid behind the counter rolls his eyes at this. The woman behind us in line says “Speak English” under her breathe. The grip my Grandfather has on my arm tightens. My Grandfather can speak English. He can understand English. He can write English. But he came when he was in his twenties, and he has an accent that will never leave. And when he speaks English he hears- “How long have you been here?” “Can you repeat that again?” “I don’t understand you.” And it humiliates him. This man who left his family, who left his life to make a better one. The bravest man I know is embarrassed of his accent. And in McDonalds, the man who crossed the pacific in a freight boat with no papers and no one he knew in this country, bows his head in shame.

Gwai Lo (via seevikifangirl)

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[bethjcrowley]

I thought I couldn’t love Kristen Bell any more than I already did.

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

“Ghostbusters (2016) is not for this guy. He already has 2 great movies, a theme song, multiple toys, comics and props and 173 episodes of a hit cartoon show.

Ghostbusters (2016) is for this awesome little lady. She needs heroes too.”

(Source)

[profeminist]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[papertownsy]

James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

[xetl]

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?”

[dhauwjwncjsiwnxn]

Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.

[landrykilledyetanotherguy-blog]

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

[whyarethe-robots-so-sad]

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[cute-overload]

[reyynas]

Look, Your Worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.

star wars aesthetics - han solo (requested by anonymous)

[pockhy]

OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS

[rockandrollchick29]

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

{Based on this post}

[st-pam]

[tangleduplnblue]

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

[justanotherspringday]

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

[zairak]

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

[rrassoul]

i have an interview tomorrow!