well hi i guess

1998

[smolfoxbab]

machine to keep my ducks in a row has its work cut out for it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I could thrive in a fish tank I think

[wifwlf]

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[tubabenji]

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[sandersstudies]

Me: Okay improv class somebody give me an occupation. :)

Class: Dentist!

Me: okay, so in this scene you are going to be a dentist. :)

Child 1: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY TEETH!

Child 2, on the floor, sobbing: I’m so sorry! I sold them on the dark web. I’m in so much debt from medical college.

[sandersstudies]

I ask myself this every day.

[sandersstudies]

12 year olds REALLY like taxes, debt, and divorce as topics of distress in improvisation for some reason

[cycad42]

Have a good start into spooky month!

[thanager]

[capacity2]

U guys think this is funny but when I was like 6 I went to the laundromat with my mom and I was listening to her Walkman headphones in just bumping some Tracy Chapman and she went back in for some reason while i waited by the car and I felt a random warmth creeping up my leg and I turn around and this drunk homeless teenager was just pissing on me. And for a second I couldn’t even process what I was looking at. But this shit is real #ithappens

[kristina100000]

the lonely idgafer starts giving a fuck late at night

[only-cat-memes]

[dogpuppy]

[caliro]

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

[strange-aeons]

[smeemos]

Hiss royal highnyess.

[knightofleo]

Cats by Léo Forest

[sacred-portal]

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[emwheezie]

Salad

[thehappyscavenger]

Superstore