Dicks Out For Guys

Just another mlm positivity blog!

[jackiedaytona]

i have never given half of a fuck about not having a valentine but i saw a gay cowboy card at target and now i’m discovering inner weakness

[jackiedaytona]

:(

[dicksoutforguys]

i just want to get wrangled

[frottinq]

every pro-capitalism song is like "I love to suck shit and eat balls" and every pro-communism or pro-labor song is like "I fucked the wife of that union scab and if you strike you can too"

[niebieskafanta]

[spartanlocke]

[dsmsix]

the rorschach test is stupid. they just show you a bunch of pictures of pussy and say you’re mentally ill. could’ve done that myself 🙄

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

i’m really bored with my first name 

[75orchids]

your name is now crab78

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[higgzorz]

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

[funnytwittertweets]

[vedurnan-archive]

[dicksoutforguys]

who says chivalry is dead???

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

I already knew what song it was lol

[dicksoutforguys]

werk

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[valtsv]

"Hello, Party City? Yes, do you have any SERIOUS string I could purchase?"

[fyeahjdrama-deactivated20230903]

Rilakkuma and Kaoru (2019)

[goffz-deactivated20191218]

I will kill you for making him cry

[dogdude420-deactivated20140914]

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[tacomel420]

working in customer service be like

[anxietyproblem]