"This looks like shit" you say, looking at my page

"no shit" i respond

[gooseworx]

Here's some of the expression sheets for Pomni, Jax, Ragatha, and Gangle. I didn't end up making any for Kinger, Zooble, and Caine, because their rigs were way simpler, and didn't need specific guides like this.

[punklingg]

alt trolls redesign sketches that i did a whiiiiiile ago but i still think that theyre neat maymbe :P

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings, Homosapians

I'm the author of the former Muppet Joker blog and character. You may know me from my silly fictional scenarios and pretend muppet fixation.

"Pretend."

Oh, how the mighty fall.

It started as a bit, but unfortunately the personality traits and, ahem, interests of my Muppet Joker character began to infiltrate and eventually take over my life. My wife was sickened by my Muppet Lust and left me, taking our son. I was fired from my job because I kept Joker Laughing at the customers.

I am trying to fight the monster I have created within me and I am losing the battle. But at least I am in speaking terms with my beautiful wife again.

No longer am I posting "in character," but as my true self with the raw, messy account of my life. Yes, some aspects are exaggerated, like my job at the Dangerous Chemical Factory (...it doesn't JUST sell dangerous chemicals. It also sells deadly sharks).

There will not be a comedically elaborate DNI. That was childish and not representive of who I am. Instead, I will eventually be attaching a flow-chart to more clearly illustrate who is and is not allowed to look at my posts. Please read the whole thing before interacting.

Yes, it was a Bit. But it's not a Bit anymore. You think I would lie to the internet? Twice?

Anyways. Enjoy the madness. And... Heh.

Run while you can.

[the-muppet-joker]

Light Yagami hated the sound of grinding teeth. He hated it now, even as he ground his own teeth in frustration, tossing over in his bed furiously, holding his pillow over his ears to block out the noise of his, hm, active neighbors. His apartment was relatively nice, and it was paid for entirely by his wealthy detective wife, so he tried not to complain about the little things. Like his neighbors who fucked, loudly, every night from dusk until dawn. He furrowed his eyes closed and tried to remind himself of all the nice things in his apartment- the countertops were made from solid granite, for example.

"Darling, this wet for me already?"

Jesus Christ, Light thought, pulling his blanket up over his head for good measure. It did nothing to block out the croaking moan that infiltrated his ears.

"Gods, you look so good for me, Kermit,"

Like the frog? Light thought to himself. What a stupid name. If I had been born with a stupid name like that I'd probably kill people.

"Ah- ah-"

A different voice.

"Joker, please, stop teasing me! I've been so good for you!"

These people are animals. How can anyone be this loud during sex? Light wished his wife were home. They could have sensible, quiet intimacy in the dark like God intended.

Wait is the other guy's name Joker

"AH- TOUCH MY DIRTY MUPPET HOLE, JOKER!"

What the fuck is going on over there?! Light curled into a ball, willing away the heat pooling in his abdomen. He was not about to get hard listening to his neighbor's bizarre role play.

"Oh, I'll touch your muppet hole, alright," the other voice (Joker?) chuckled darkly. "I love when you sing out your love for me..."

"Am, am I being too loud, Joker?"

Yes, thought Light.

"No," said Joker. "I would never dream to silence you, no matter how loud you are. I could never be ashamed of you. I would never leave you. I love you for who you are. I love you. I love you."

Light felt inexplicable tears prick at his eyes as, equally inexplicably, he came to the realization that his whole entire hog was throbbing hard. For the beautiful, unconditional love between a muppet and a Joker.

Then Joker got out the Jrap On (Joker Strap On

[diddlybob900]

one has to wonder what size the jrap on is. is it human hand sized?

[presleaplayz]

[diddlybob900]

been awhile since ive posted on here, huh. anyway, heres something i made earlier today.

[diddlybob900]

this sucks fuck you diddlybob

[alonzoarts]

Ralsei and Susie get a chance to win a new car!

The audio is edited from the Jimmy Neutron episode, "Birth of a Salesman". This time I made Spamton's glitches with vdcrpt, an awesome video corrupter. Here's the link: https://branchpanic.itch.io/vdcrpt

Total Time: 45 hrs (spread across 30 days)

[diddlybob900]

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

The Intermission is fucking great, actually.

[ravenlynclemens]

popee

[ravenlynclemens]

ben and jenny

[diddlybob900]

well if it isnt diddlybob... or should i say..mm diddlyBOOB

FUCK. YOU.

[twitchingproboscis]

so youre the religious nut

the kind that came extra fucked

the pyre on felty fame

lit fires on this old game

suck on your tits

this aint your mamas liquid

its red delicious instead

its apple juice in this thread

🔥🔥🔥 this rap sponsered..... by f1uff3rnutt3r 🔥🔥🔥

EXTRA SUCKED EXTRA FUCKED EXTRA DONE WITH HIS SHIT

SHORT LIVED FAME DOWN IN FLAMES TOSSED INTO THE PIT

RAVAGED SAVAGED SHREDDED BY THE HOUNDS DOWN IN HELL

CONSUMED DEVOURED DIGESTED TO THE SOUND OF OUR BELL

DO YOUR JOB DANCE AND SING COMPETE TO BE SEEN

SPIN AND TWIRL WITH A WHIRL NOW DON’T MAKE A SCENE

SUCK UP SUCK DOWN SUCK ON EVERY PROTRUDING PART

APPEAL TO SQUEAL TO REVEAL EVERY PART OF YOUR HEART

SCRATCH AND SCRAPE TO GUZZLE ON MILK FROM HIS CHEST

PLEAD AND BEG. HUMP HIS LEG.

AFTER ALL, FATHER KNOWS BEST

[diddlybob900]

mic drop.

[softass]

[diddlybob900]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr.

[diddlybob900]

this picture is beautiful, seriously.

[limplegsakimbo]

put a puppet in a saw trap, the trap of your choice, have fun with it ;p