Pasta Is Bae

Carb Loving Fitblr STATS: Casey 30 y/o 5'3" HW 246/CW 175/GW 144

[dankmemeuniversity]

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

Hey y’all

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

Currently 175 and recovered from the back injury and work stress. Anyone wanna send encouragement for getting this 20lbs or so off that’s be muuuuuch appreciated. It’s hard!

[theselfcarelifestyle]

A little reminder:

Exercise makes you feel good. You deserve to feel good. Take a small step towards fitting in a little physical activity today.

[ruinedchildhood]

[penetralia--mentis-deactivated2]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭😭😭

[shaytones]

Oh my gosh 😭😍

[hearttraceeellisross]

'47' Happy Birthday🎂🍷#nofilter #noretouch

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

Work function

I had to put on a 10 yr anniversary function for my company and let me tell you I am NEVER having a wedding. People are extra ungrateful, unreliable, and I’m not doing this shit again! PERIODT!!! We will elope at a courthouse or some national park and have some bomb ass wedding photographer. Soooo yeah 🤷🏽‍♀️

[liftedandgiftedd]

s/o to those people that educate you on things you don’t know about instead of making fun of you for not knowing it

[lencore-deactivated20150427]

*likes your post* a great interaction, we are truly bonding

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

MVP’s

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

It’s been 3 months

Bae doesn’t know it but I’ve been keeping a near daily log of our special moments on my WorkFlowy cloud files 👀 ya know cause he’s totally husband material and I’m forgetful. Brb gonna go write my wedding vows lmao

[kivaliszn]

Know the difference between being patient and wasting your time.

[mikeyjamesk]

[mikeyjamesk]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS WAS A GRIPPING NARRATIVE

[cocoacallalily]

Oh wow lol

[theexquisitecha0s]

I’ve never been on the edge of my seat….. until now.

[itlooksliketheydisapparated]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

wild

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

😂😂😂😂😂

[judasisgayriot]

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

[newblogisnotjustanoxymoron-deac]

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

[wildwood-faun]

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

[stammsternenstaub]

WHAT

[entomancy]

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.  Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

[crumplelush]

this changes everything

[little-fleur-deactivated2015103]

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

[lachatblanche]

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

[kernezelda]

grissini:

breadsticks:

[cyanwrites]

… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

[shanology]

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

[accursedvoid]

@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie

[charlottedabookworm]

Omfg same

wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!

[garrettauthor]

We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.

[ardent-ace]

but………… those aren’t breadsticks!

[garrettauthor]

They are sticks.

Of bread.

🤷‍♂️

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.

[defectivegembrain]

OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol

[justalittlebitofmetime-deactiva]

Lemonade confusion??

[sternenblumen]

@observant-orchid : If you’re in Europe and order a lemonade, you would get what you’re probably calling soda or pop - usually something Sprite- or Fanta-like. From what I’ve gathered, US lemonade is non-carbonated (just sugar, water and lemon juice), right?

[justalittlebitofmetime-deactiva]

Haha yes someone sent a dm so I now know. How funny.

Yes lemonade isn’t carbonated. It’s a refreshing summer drink and sometimes comes as pink lemonade. You can also order an “Arnold Palmer” which is half iced tea and half lemonade. It’s good! Sprite is completely different. Like an entirely separate universe haha

[jayywesst]

"Deadass" is a question, reaction & confirmation

[goodtogo2019]

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

Never forget

[didsomeonesaycarbs]

6 weeks and 12 chiropractor appointments later I finally felt the darn pinching sensation in my back subside. Still having other back pain but that was my main annoyance! Now that I know it’s releasable...well the sun shines a little brighter these days. Chronic pain is the pits amiright?!

Also bae met my mom (things are getting serious no?!) and he’s not a big fan of pictures or social media 🙁 so I’ll just brag about him here if that’s okay with y’all. Isn’t he handsome 😊

The threenager is really getting up there in height sheesh!

[didsomeonesaycarbs]