Piss Off!

Born to shit, forced to wipe.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

[kaijuno]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[selkielore]

[orcboxer]

mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

[sandmandaddy69]

[holdtightposts]

There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

[victoriousflappage]

Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.

[cafiffle]

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

[ponku-po]

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

[orion-the-gatherer]

this had me crying laughing after all these years

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[studioghifli]

[gingersofficial]

I didn’t see the broom at first and thought this bitch was ripping ass

[omnybus]

[likepeaches]

wait wtf is cream soda

[nvtxl]

cause when we're creaming and popping...

[likepeaches]

we’re cropping?

[nvtxl]

we're peaming

[amvs]

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[falseficus]

nevertheless, we ball

[falseficus]

thereupon we ball

[falseficus]

to sleep, perchance to ball