[kaliforhnia]

[dat-mee]

omfg you suave little shit

[achievement-hunter]

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

[jeanprouvaires]

I don’t even know what to say

[rarebritney]

honestly if i send a boy a nude i expect like a 3 page paper analyzing my beauty and comparing me to great works of art

[officialcrow]

[solarsquared]

You can get a 100 emoji and a wyd for your troubles

[anastasiarubleva]

Anastasiarub

[lavender420-deactivated20151215]

@boyhues

[meanplastic]

Goals!

[the-average-gatsby]

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

[rhv]

[bel-imperia]

legitmately tho my friend had a concussion the other day and the paramedics arrived and asked her that question and then we all started laughing. no one fucking knows anymore

[meatmodel-deactivated20130115]

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

[rgfk-deactivated20130526]

do u think skrillex does weddings 

[angelicbreadroll]

my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.

[zinge]

And people say soulmates don’t exist.

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[imrnortal]

[musicianswithflowers]

[evilrashida]

Rachel Dolezal Is a 'Bit of a Hero,' Rihanna Says

"I think she was a bit of a hero, because she kind of flipped on society a little bit," the pop singer told the magazine.

I’m screaming out of my asshole rn lmao

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

It is too early for this

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

Rihanna must be bored

[liebes-killer-deactivated201808]