[greelin]

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[seasonofhorror]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES

1993, dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[rhinco]

south americans and eastern europeans and indonesians and everywhere else that gets frequently forgotten about i love you im holding your hands in solidarity. north americans please learn to shut the fuck up you dont need to make a funny joke on this post you can just reblog it without saying anything im begging you. and if you're from the uk then complaining here about how uk tours "only do like three major cities" in your tiny ass country is annoying as hell this is not about you right now

[saryasy]

THE VAMPIRES LOUIS AND ARMAND Interview With the Vampire - 3.01 Detroit

[li4r]

[saviorified]

sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.

[eterniascent]

The power of sisterism is flowing so strong

[universxall]

two baddies

[maxxie-or-smth]

i need to killl myself but like nonchalantly

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[knighteirian]

The Vampire Armand via AMC+ An Inside Look at The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman in The Vampire Lestat: After Dark

[sillystigmata]

And I’ve always said that.

[nerdmutant]

[fuckrozanov]

come to my cottage where there’s no slamming doors and we don’t walk on eggshells and you don’t have to think about how as a child you memorized the sounds of footsteps on the hardwood and who they belonged to and how much to shrink yourself depending on the answer. don’t go back to russia because you always come back to me in pieces and pretend you don’t need to be put back together. i know a place that won’t break you. come to my house. we’ll have so much fun. i want to watch tv with you. i want to knock elbows with you while we brush our teeth. i want to taste your mouth while its still warm from your coffee; to suck syrup off your fingers at the table. i want every mundane luxury we’ve never allowed ourselves to have. it’s so private, no one will know. because they can’t. and for now it’s okay; i’m not ready for the world to have us when there’s so many ways i’ve yet to have you. we’d have a week, or even two, and it still won’t be enough. how do you make up for almost ten years of never seeing a sunrise together. never kissing with morning breath. all the things i might already know if i never left that time you asked me to stay. we’ll be completely alone, together, with our clothes in the same laundry basket and your hair on my pillowcase and the enormity of everything i want touching every corner of every room.