[gomjabbar]

h-he’s just wearing glasses

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

F U L L  G E E K

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[alisonzai]

[akamxru]

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

[speedlimit15]

[cinquespotted]

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[not-cooper]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[paxamericana]

[attiinova-deactivated20180727]

ketchud

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

you know what? i think i will

[meanplastic]

I think cooking is my calling 😋❤️🍴

[cheypowells]

Well hang up

[onlytwitterpics]

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[juuliaroberts]

truly sickening