Wood Shed

...all the stuff that I treasure, but don't use on a regular basis

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[thegiftedoneishere]

Please spread the word.

[saphyremoonlight-deactivated202]

[diesoloboi]

This

[people-are-awesome]

Onion Cake?!?

Much like your favorite ogre, this cake has layers! 

By Sideserf Cake Studio

[catchymemes]

[diesoloboi]

This

[catchymemes]

This cafe make you feel like you are in cartoon

FB: Yeonnam-dong 239-20

[diesoloboi]

Some day

[tinderfinds]

[tooiconic]

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

[diesoloboi]

This tickled me

[alanprickman]

[alvinsevile]

eddie kaspbrak meme ☾ tropes

[diesoloboi]

😢

[myself-jackson]

The Boondocks - The Trial of R. Kelly (01X02)

This was the best scene from The Boondocks. 

Huey was speaking true facts.

[mysidefanting]

Isn’t it crazy that this episode could come out today and still make full sense? R Kelly is still not in jail because “those girls are fast” or “they’re lying to bring a rich black man down” and separate the art from artist bs.

[acaciaroots]

This episode came out in November 2005. 13 years, ya’ll. You been knew.

[diesoloboi]

14 years later....

[fireaboveonyx]

You’re going to have to make the movie again. And tell it right.

[diesoloboi]

Historical suppression should be a crime!

[left-reminders]

[rui-cifer]

Read Debord.

[bluelivesaintshit]

Vox actually did a pretty nice article about it, and in case you were wondering what charities it is supposed to be benefiting

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/10/30/18043054/ben-jerrys-political-pecan-resist

[jupiter-math]

Ben and Jerry’s isn’t making an empty advertising gesture. They company has supported Bernie Sanders, and made an ice cream flavor to raise awareness of global warming. They run progressive news stories on their websites and social media. They pay their workers a living wage. Even their brownies are sourced from a company that specializes in hiring people out of jail to help them get their lives back on track. They’re open supporters of socialism. I understand the idea of “no ethical consumption” but Ben and Jerry’s isn’t just adopting a political message for nothing.

[akeelahandthetea]

Blind cynicism will make friends look like enemies.

[spacekettle]

They are a pretty fresh company in Poland (their ice cream showed up in stores less than two years ago), but they already are very strong financial supporters of our LGBT organizations, especially in Warsaw. They were one of the sponsors of the Warsaw Pride, they also gave 6000 zł (~1600$) to two important LGBT organizations so they could renovate their shared, first real office (the organizations are Miłość nie Wyklucza, who are fighting mainly for marriage equality, and Parada Równości, organizers of Warsaw Pride), and right before the Pride this year they sponsored us a fireproof rainbow in the former spot of an art installation - a rainbow made of flowers - that was burned down seven times. Click for a short english video on the story of this rainbow!

And let me tell you, this is not good PR for them here. It would be better for them and their sales here if they didn’t openly show us any support. Their local fanpage is filled with people raging about their “leftist ideology”. But they still do, which shows they are true to the values they talk about.

[personalcyn]

Take a look through the comments and you’ll see a lot of things like this, whether it’s refusing to sell two scoops of the same flavor ice cream in Australia until citizens voted in favor of gay marriage, one of the founders showing up personally to a trans rally to hand out ice cream and hugs, or both owners getting arrested at protest rallys.

Then just normal shit like “paying their workers a living wage” and “ethically sourcing ingredients” that seem like should be bare minimums for companies but somehow isn’t.

They’re also just flat out giving money to these charities regardless of sales, the artist is one of the co-founders of CultureStrike & Presente.org (also a queer WOC), and regardless of whether you buy the ice cream the very fact that we’re talking about it and the names of the charities are visible means that the marketing campaign was successful.

I think one of the most interesting comments I’ve seen on this thread was something like: if there truly is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism then we also have to accept there is no such thing as ethical production. And at that point I think it makes more sense to look at both through a filter of context and intent.

[revolutionarykoolaid]

They were big supporters of Amendment 4 here in Florida, the largest expansion of voting rights in the country since the Civil Rights Movement. Florida permanently banned folks with felony convictions from ever voting again, leaving roughly 1 in 10 Floridians over the age of 18 without access to the ballot box. Ben & Jerry’s didn’t just support financially—they led a statewide ice cream truck tour to help get out the vote during the final weeks of the election, educating voters on the impact of Amendment 4 passing and giving out free scoops, swag, and info sheets. Like, even when capitalism is overthrown, there’s still a place for Ben & Jerry’s in the socialist future, I hope.

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[diesoloboi]

I want to see this play out!

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[prominent-nipple]

i would honestly suck a fart out his arse and hold it in like a bong rip

[mcmoobasaur]

……honesty is key?

[diesoloboi]

What am I doing with my life? 😲😂😂😂

[pixalry]

Ukiyo-e Game of Thrones - Created by Sandra Tirado Mestre

[diesoloboi]

Love this

[morbidology]

Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.

[errolwiththepost]

More on this story can be found here

[sunflowyr]

“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”

[lamardeuse]

‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’

‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’

‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’

Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’? 

[diesoloboi]

Still pisses me off!

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[diesoloboi]

Mood