Have you heard of a substance called "alcohol"? You should try some and see what happens.
“My dear, dear anon.
What sort of obnoxiously heavy boulder do you believe me to have lived beneath throughout all those years of my existence?”
*The demon puts on a rather unimpressed face*
“While I am ancient, I am not dull. Alchoholic beverages are, more often than not, quite hard to miss when living alongside your discordant kind.“












