“I really was born to meet you…"

Close your eyes, Precious One. And you will see your life has only just begun. Nervermore be afraid. I embrace you and I'll take you all the way through endless time to your new life.

[meiselr]

Instagram Series

Greek Pantheon

[snoopbloggyblogg-deactivated201]

[thefusspot]

rurukatt:

#why I need visual reference for commissions lol

same

[kalichnikov]

[memewhore]

[loveamongthesailors]

ahhh “lying”…. one of the oldest tricks in the book. aside from “bashing someone over the head with a rock”

[x00-deactivated20190815]

[bangedandbitter]

Pinnacle of technology

[spritzeal]

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

[fatefulfindings]

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[thebootydiaries]

Edward Cullen when Bella walks into the classroom in front of the fan

[dangerous-candlestick-deactivat]

Do u live in Versailles

[thebootydiaries]

girl I don’t speak Italian

[catchymemes]

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[itscolossal]

Earth’s Rotation Visualized in a Timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy by Aryeh Nirenberg

[akiyty]

[drst]

This messed me up.

[bestie-gor]

We really do just be on a rock without a fucking clue huh

[24ozsteak]

tumblr mobile should not have the ability to swipe left to the camera or right to the group chats, nobody uses these

[memewhore]

[jotaillustrator]

queen shit

[capacity]

Bottom academy vs top academy

[assgod]

[dankmemeuniversity]