i'm so normal about wolfstar

marauders fan :3 especially remus and wolfstar non-marauders harry potter stuff sometimes

[marmotandthemarauders]

Hi!

I'm Vi or Tibby. This is a sideblog because I'm entering a Marauders hyperfixation and I want to give people the option to not have to see that because I don't always remember to tag. My main is @marmot-bee-person, so all follows, likes, and asks come from there and if you like my vibe all my other fandoms get posted on there :3

I do not support JKR or transphobia. I do not buy official Harry Potter merch. However, I have chosen in this instance to separate art from artist because I like Harry Potter and also like. The content of the books directly opposes some of the things that waste of oxygen has said. So, you know.

I am a minor (16), I use she/her pronouns, and have ADHD. I'm aromantic and asexual

I BLOCK FREELY

My AO3 is marmot_bee_person but the pseud I will use for any Harry Potter fics I publish will be maxthesillygirl

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A very unhappy 30th deathday to Sirius Black

[marmotandthemarauders]

at least he’s with uh 2/3 of his best friends

[tulaimesbienalors]

[peckedpolaris]

james: stop being so pissed; lets talk about this properly, baby black; since we share sirius

regulus, pissed: if you don't leave me alone, im going to tell sirius you hexed me

james:

james: what??? i havent !!! ever!!!

regulus: sirius doesnt know that

james: ??? sirius knows i wouldnt!!! ur his brother! he's my best friend

regulus: so?

james: he knows me! he knows i wouldnt

regulus: sure. maybe. but you think im gonna go to him without proof

james:

james: you're gonna hex yourself?

regulus, scoffing: of course not

regulus: im going to cry

james:

regulus: sirius hasnt seen me cry since i was 8; if i go to him, and cry, he wont think of the logics; he wont think 'oh would james do that?' 'is my little brother emotionally manipulating me?'; he'll just be pissed

james:

james, weakly: what if i tell him you said this

regulus: what? you think he'll believe that id willingly embarrass myself by crying

james:

james:

regulus: i would crawl in and out of hell, just to make things uncomfortable and miserable for you

james:

james: all i said was that holyhead harpies didn't have the best season this season

regulus: you bitch

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Forgot to post this one

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lily: i have a plan

regulus:

regulus: um hello?

lily: im lily. lily evans

regulus: oh i know. im regulus black....

regulus: is there a reason you're sitting here?

lily: yes, i have a plan

regulus:

regulus: congratulations

lily: and it involves you

regulus:

regulus: okay you're going to have to explain. i dont even know you

lily: potter lent me his jumper the other day

regulus: ?

lily: but he's usually a total toe-rag and i thought i could get revenge

regulus: fair

lily: and that's where you come in

regulus: you want me to hex his jumper---of wait is the jumper a distraction---i'll hex off his arms--

lily: woah calm down.

lily: no, you're gonna give the jumper back to potter for me

regulus:

regulus: your definition of revenge is lame, count me out

lily: in front of sirius

regulus: still lame

lily: and imply that potter gave it to you

regulus:

regulus: oh?

lily: of course, leave the details on how you would have encountered potter; how he could have lent it to you, all that really vague...

regulus:

regulus: so that sirius' gets the wrong idea

lily: exactly

regulus: oh im so in. but wait---wouldnt potter clear it up? call me a liar?

lily: sirius will be too freaked out to care. but if you're worried--

regulus: no. i have it. i'll be vague and unclear enough to imply to potter that you lent it to me, which will freak out potter as well

lily: perfect

regulus: also, let's put itching potions on this

lily: ooh, i have five :)

and that's how lily and regulus met/became friends

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people are always shocked when they meet remus because sirius describes his boyfriend like “oh he’s my baby, he’s a sweetheart, so cute ♡”

and remus is a 6’4 welsh man with a low voice and loads of scars

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i can’t stand when people make james and sirius seem stupid. do they laugh at stupid jokes? ofc they do, cause that’s normal for friends???? just because they are loud, messy, popular and maybe sometimes annoying doesn’t mean they need remus and lily to think for them. leave my sons alone

[marmotandthemarauders]

THEY BECAME ANIMAGI AS TEENAGERS??? like guys i think they might be intelligent

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Marauders incorrect quotes as things me, my family and friends have said part 21

•*James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter are walking on the sidewalk*

James: That's a nice chair.

Peter: And it even comes with a pillow.

Remus: And a foam mattress.

James: What a steal!

Sirius: Anything's a steal if you don't pay for it.

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•James: Lily can't go on Splash Mountain, but she can go on Aladdin's Racecar Jambalaya or whatever it's called. (It was Aladdin's Magic Carpet Ride at Disney World)

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•Sirius: You wanna know what peace and happiness looks like? A frozen granola bar on a ski lift.

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•James: I've got to track my steps! If I don't get 10 000 on Monday, then the whole week is a failure.

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•Remus: I chose the bougie lifestyle, but the bougie lifestyle didn't choose me.

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Marauders incorrect quotes as things me, my family and friends have said part 20

Wow, it’s been a HOT MINUTE.

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•Sirius (about James): Don't you think, that if he wore a red and white striped beanie and a red and white striped shirt, that he'd get lost in a crowd?

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•Remus: If I go through all of this and don't get the job, I'm gonna kill myself.

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•James: I don't remember what Cambridge looks like. When you're born, your eyes are closed. I'm like, 'Jesus, open my eyes!'

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•Peter: When you can't play Bingo because you're not allowed to eat the pieces…

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•Sirius: *panickedly packing his trunk at the end of the year*

James: How can I help?

Sirius: Just grab anything that isn't yours, and throw it in a bag.

James: POV: Robbers robbing a house. 'Grab anything that isn't yours, and throw it in a bag.'

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•*Lily, James, and Severus sitting at a table*

Lily (to James): Good thing you're sitting over there. Sev can't reach you.

James: Yeah, that's why I picked this spot.

Severus: That's why he's chirping over there. I could throw a knife at you, though.

James: If your knife throwing is anything like your quidditch skills, I think I'm safe.

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•*Sirius playing Christmas carols on a piano*

Mary: "Can you play #1204, 'Star Bright'?

Sirius, who has never played nor heard this song before: If someone gets me some music.

*Marlene grabs him some sheet music*

Sirius, squinting at the sheet music: "...I don't think I've ever seen it."

Sirius: *procedes to play it really well, even adding in his own flair and extra notes*

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•Remus: I'm ready for her to zap my kneecap-

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•James (calling McGonagall): Would you have room for a spare 2 to 5 orphans?

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my favourite genre of wolfstar is remus who’s all awkward and doesn’t really know where to put his hands or how to stand normally and sirius who’s utterly charmed by him

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The Marauders letting wild animals loose in the school every now and again to cover their tracks as animagi

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American Remus would be a Midwesterner actually and everyone who says otherwise is wrong.

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

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Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

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If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

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hans zimmer didnt even compose the original pirates of the carribbean theme

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*screaming into the void* HARRY IS FAIRLY WELL-ADJUSTED

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writing a fic where sylvie is friends with the twins and has a question about the map and doesn’t know how to get that information so she ends up going to lupin but she can’t exactly outright tell her teacher that she and her friends possess such an object so she’s like so um if hypothetically we had the map. hypothetically.

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do you think Fred and George ever found out that Moony was their teacher