tumblr's hivemindest blog

hivemind's first tumblr blog // i just needed a place to put all my energy because no one on this godforsaken site watched hivemind, okay?

[airguitarwithhismouth]

ok so what the fuck is hivemind, you and another mutual of mine keep posting and liking stuff from it and it's seeping into MY DASH! what did yall DO! /gen /silly

(In all seriousness I think yall keep giving me spoilers)

THEY ARE AN AWESOME YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! their main channel (hivemind tv) is all about music (mainly rap but they enjoy manyyy genres) while hivemind unlimited is about anything and hivemind cheap seats is about sports. theyre made up of graydon, a total music nerd, film buff, and kind of insane man, riley, a more normal guy who’s allergic to everything, looks like a 70s football star with a nose ring and has a graphic design degree (important) and dj grant, the guy behind the camera who laughs a lot in every video. graydon also has an alter ego named dignan who is criminally insane and will throw the show off the rails. if u wanna get into them i would suggest watching the worst songs bracket 3 (with amazing music artist and common collaborator quadeca) bc it really gives a feel for the show. also just look up the “my names dignan” bit to explain his character. they’re funny as FUCK (also just a note they are leftist so if they make a random insane conservative joke they are MAKING FUN OF CONSERVATIVES) anyways go forth with this information

(graydon and riley depicted above)

[airguitarwithhismouth]

changed my middle name call me the jane remover #rileyjohnsavage

[liahelvetica]

I keep forgetting i made this and then laughing every time i get a pinterest notification for it

[digriders]

the big one and the little one create such a community

[momsforroadhead]

pause because i want to take a screencap but i have one screencap open right now so i have to post it to save it

the boys look like that "who's getting the best head" chipmunks meme here but it's not like that they'r eonly listening to music

[rhythmania]

graydon/dignan/the big one from hivemind is one of the most incomprehensible men to me. he looks like a douchey college frat boy that i would be wary around and yet he also has a deep love and appreciation for jazz and soul and also apparently loves cooking (always look forward to his recipes in the hivemind newsletter). half the time i kinda cringe at his jokes but i am also somehow endeared by him at the same time. he’s introduced me to so many cool albums and artists. i’ve gotten headaches from many of his opinions in the brackets. he is an enigma.

[catdays]

[digriders]

lowkey feeling unemployed rn (finished my exams) what if i did a hivemind bad takes bracket. what bad takes should i put in it?

[digriders]

vida la viva over dreams by fleetwood mac ???? riley feel my rage.

[musicforbroads]

[oh-gods-no]

in honor of superbowl sunday who actually watches hivemind cheapseats? like i ask this genuinely because i could not care less about football so how many fans really do??

[musicforbroads]

not to be dramatic on main, but it should be ILLEGAL how good graydon looks in this vid??? not putting it in the tags, I’m standing on business. look at him.

[grassinspectorsarchive]

big big baby

[cola00110110]

pov u farded

[digriders]

i cant believe hivemind riley crashed out and is acting like nothing happened

[sh5]

every hivemind unlimited video is like

rating toothbrushes

riley: you guys may not realize this, but they make colgate toothbrushes with peanut shells in the bristles so I can’t have them :/

graydon: colgate toothbrushes were actually a big part of my childhood

riley: how so?

graydon: would sharpen them into shivs

riley: you didn’t do this

graydon: (in his dead serious voice) hand on the bible, I would sharpen them into shivs and stab my sister on road trips, right between her ribs

riley: like jesus?

graydon: *laughing* yes exactly like jesus

riley: F tier

graydon: S for shiv

me trying to fall asleep:

[maxiswar]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERE ARE HIVEMIND FANS ON HERE

[digriders]

melania voice: hello

[poppy-grower]

It is simultaneously the best and the worst thing ever to be a fan of Hivemind bc no one finds them funny except fans of Hivemind. And they have said this themselves. I want to share their videos but no one finds them funny except for me. But also I feel superior because I find them funny.