just a guy

max • he/him • trans • twenty two

[zudrickofthemurder]

she is so hot let’s all die

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[astrobei]

situation so dire it made me think “man i need a cigarette” and then i remembered i have never smoked one in my life

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[catboypvnkie]

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

[catboypvnkie]

where would we Be without her.

[darkestmetamorphosis]

I added rice :3

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[ghostapop]

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

[lovelyfinn-deactivated20260423]

[cloudycleric]

officially announcing i won’t be watching tales of 85 because … why would i

[miwiheroes]

officially announcing that i won't be accepting tales of 85 as canon because… why would i

[autistic-michael-queerler]

officially announcing that i won't be acknowledging the existence of tales of 85 in any way because… why would i

[bulionzkury]

oficially announcing that i will talk shit about tales of 85 without watching it because... why wouldnt i