Fuckin’ Awkward @dildashing - Tumblr Blog

I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay for a few seconds.

stars-bean

Ratatouille (2007) dir. Brad Bird

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prettyandmean

The streets is not for me😩😩 i like being somebodys baby

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incandescent-teddybear

YALL

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes “oh well that makes sense” and when i was like whatchu mean, he said “i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl”

“???wait what do i talk about?”

“you know. smart things.”

“…are you saying straight people are stupider?”

“honestly? yeah”

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

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powerfulwizard

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

powerfulwizard

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

butchflirt

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

truonyx-deactivated20200418

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

yehudah

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

truonyx-deactivated20200418

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

powerfulwizard

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

2am-soda-deactivated20211215

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

imalwaysaslutforthevoid

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

just-shower-thoughts

It’s so weird that we’re not supposed to get together for the holiday but Black Friday is still a thing at malls.

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etiennelux

i normally hate it when people say stuff like this, but if you didn’t experience whatever that emotion was last night, you simply won’t get it. we can’t explain it to you, im sorry but you had to be there. you either invented a new emotion when you heard about the destiel confession or you’re normal and you’ll never get it.

etiennelux

i genuinely don’t know what that emotion was, but it was good and im gonna be chasing that high for the rest of my life

stimman4000

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah