[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[segamascott]

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[soymsan-entro]

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

[unidyke]

i think about you all the time Natural Bottom

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[lovelysmell]

how it feels to be anything at all

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[cats4cancer]

Good day

[directivepiece]

chiral stage play public indecency moments

[xmitchxx]

shall become one flesh