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[meghantheduchyofpitstains]

She is truly mentally ill. Look at her eyes.

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

Learning what not to wear from meghans fashion: NEAR CATASROPHIC DRESS, SPRAY TANS

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

Meghan is Afraid of her April 2015 visit to Soho House in Istanbul, Turkey

No surprise Meghan has been reading Tumblr since 2015-2016. She also interacted with us via Twatter under her many aliases in an effort to grow her squad.

Netflix allows comments on the Teaser and Trailer. Keep in mind that this is a woman whose mission is to criminalize any criticism of her. She views criticism as harassment and believes she is a champion for "digital justice" to shut down our freedom of speech.

Netflix deleted only 1 of my many comments on the Teaser:

"Meghan and Harry were both in Istanbul, Turkey in April of 2015."

I replied to a reply w/details which were immediately deleted

Another reply asked "is this true?"

I provided the details, and they were erased

Finally in dawned on me that Meghan & her people were monitoring the Netflix comments section and that I hit a nerve.

Meghan does not want their April 2015 Istanbul, Turkey trip to get mainstream media coverage.

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

Meghan in Istanbul, Turkey same week as Harry

Somebody put Jason Knauf and Lawrence Fox under oath!

The Daily Mail KNOWS the TRUTH

Meghan cheats on Cory AGAIN with Harry

April 29th 2016 Meghan & Cory vacay in Mexico

May 2016 Meghan hooks up with Harry in Toronto. Harry is in town two (2) nights accompanied by Jason Knauf.

May 2016 Meghan contacted Violet for complimentary Wimbledon tickets seated in the most photographed glossy posse section. Violet offers Meghan 1 ticket on July 4th (the day before Meghan returns to Toronto), in exchange for wearing a black suede dress (in summer) & RL handbag.

Meghan and Harry agree to use Violet as their unassuming "matchmaker." Meghan makes the ask and Harry agrees to play dumb and "meet" Meghan.

Meghan travels to London & then off to Greece to celebrate Lindsay & Gavin's upcoming wedding. Meghan, Lindsey & Lucy travel to Greece via London but 1st Meghan asks Serena for a Wimbledon ticket in her box (June 28th)

June 28th Wimbledon ticket c/oSerena Williams

By now, all 3 women know MM bagged Prince Harry. But Meghan must secure reputable alibis and an ally in the press. She plans to use Gina, Pierce, the Wimbledon photographs, Violet, and her Instagram account.

July 30 Meghan and friends return to London from Hydra Island (the infamous topless photos).

Prior to Greece, Meghan gave Gina a hard time about the Carlton Tower hotel in Knightsbridge: complementary room & board for posing for the hotel magazine's front cover. Meghan went "ballistic" over the parrot & transferred to Soho House. Upon her return to London, she was a guest at Soho House where she could guarantee secrecy.

July 1-Harry in France with The Cambridge's

July 1-Meghan meets Gina Nelthorpe-Cowne for brunch/lunch at The Delaunay to stage her 1st alibi.

Gina admitted she had no success in launching Meghan's career in London, but surprisingly Meghan no longer cared about the deals that fell through. She revealed to Gina that she has planned for a hot date that same night. They discuss Harry. Meghan assures Gina she has thoroughly researched Harry. Gina tells Meghan to call her tomorrow with details.

Meghan leaves Gina to stage a 2nd alibi---- drinks with Pierce Morgan at Scarsdale Tavern Kensington, Morgan's favorite pub. Meghan is desperate for an ally in the British press so Pierce is a 2 for 1. Meghan made the ask: "invite me to be on Good Morning Britian..."

Meghan departs Pierce to stage the 1st meeting with Harry at Soho House.

July 2-Meghan calls Gina and says she & Harry will meet up later in the day for lunch, but based on Harry's schedule lunch would be impossible:

Meghan posts photo in bed with PR friend Lucy

July 3-Meghan posts candy valentine heart "Kiss Me" and entitled the post "Lovehearts in London"

July 4-Meghan deliberately stages photographs with Violet at Wimbledon. Violet must serve as their reputable "matchmaker."

July 5-Meghan poses outside Soho House: "Gutted to be leaving London. Thanks Markus Anderson Soho House for breakfast." Returns to Toronto.

July 17th Meghan "mentions" Violet in her cryptic "Sunday Kind of Love" IG post which Misha Nonoo (who joined Meghan in Istanbul Turkey in April 2015) plays along w/by leaving 3 hearts.

Earlier in June, Meghan did post a bouquet of flowers on her IG sent from "LONDON." Post was removed when royal watchers realized Meghan was posting "Lovehearts in London" while still cohabiting with Chef Cory in Toronto.

It seems improbable (not impossible) that a stranger to the family, Meghan Markle, love bombed Harry within just a few hours of his return to London from France on the evening of July 1st.

Meghan says no one knows their love story and she plans to use Netflix to speak "her truth."

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

Who was Harry with for 1 day & 3 nights in Istanbul, Turkey?

April 22nd (night)

April 23rd (day & night)

April 24th 2015 (night)

Harry arrived on April 22nd 2015

Charles arrived on April 23rd 2015 & attended a banquet without Harry

April 23rd 2015: No engagements for Harry

April 24th 2015

Full day of events for both Harry & Charles on April 25th 2015

Harry departed on April 25th 2015

[sassyfrassboss]

I used to run in circles with Bea a few years back when I lived in the UK. What I did hear and find out was that it was being insinuated that Meghan had actually broken up with Harry after he was seen with Sarah but that she then called Eug up and said he had got her pregnant and basically threatened Eug and the RF if he didn’t get back with her, even though she was the one who broke up with him! Bea was annoyed as it meant Eug’s engagement announcement was pushed back and so was her wedding planning.

So this is actually something that circulated on here around that time as well. Sources were coming in telling us that Harry wasn’t committed to Meghan. This was right around the time that William had her removed from the polo match where she was crying. She had attended the day before when Sarah was there but she apparently had a ticket/pass.

Then it was rumored she claimed she was pregnant, he “proposed” or married her in Africa, and the rest is history.

I remember right up until the engagement it was said that the relationship wasn’t going anywhere because the family detested her. Then during the engagement their were fights over the pre-nup, jewelry, tiara, wedding costs, and her getting caught in one lie after another.

[emmashouldbewriting]

If I wrote this in a book, I'd be told it's "unbelievable" and would "never happen."

That's honestly the craziest thing about these two and their relationship. You couldn't make it up.

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

Meghan, meanwhile, told him that if he did not do something about it, she would break off the relationship. A source said: “She was saying, ‘If you don’t put out a statement confirming I’m your girlfriend, I’m going to break up with you.’ ” Harry was in a panic. Another source said: “He was freaking out, saying, ‘She’s going to dump me.’ ”

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

‘When Harry and Meghan went to Canada for their six-week break in November 2019... Meghan would not even tell their nanny, Lorren, where they were going.’

Meghan confided in a member of her staff the couple were not coming back, according to the book, but others did not find out until January 2020.

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

Divorce?

Intuition: The gears will be in full speed during the fall, and a possible winter announcement (remember when winter starts and ends). There may be snow and Rachel is the one that announces the divorce in what looks almost like a press conference, with tears, snot, and all.

This divorce will happen suddenly, so suddenly neither party will get the chance to say their peace. This divorce will be a shock to everyone including the other person in the marriage. There was no official warning that things were finalized. The reason why this comes as a surprise is because before the announcement it looks like they are working on their marriage, seeking counseling, trying to communicate better, the divorce is almost like a suggestion rather than a done deal. Then BAM! the announcement comes out causing chaos in the process. The person that announces the divorce uses that time to show how much power they have in the situation; they are able to get their side of the story out before people have time to finish a cup of tea. The other spouse in the marriage is blindsided and backstabbed by this move. They become completely lost and start to revert into their shell because everyone is asking questions, they don’t know the answer to. At the same time the person announcing the divorce sees this as their final release from the shackles, they knew the end of this marriage had to happen for either party to be close to happiness. 

During the announcement, there may be other members of the family who are named as part of the reason for their marriage failing. Along with the finger-pointing, they will also use that time to announce how cut off from the world they were or use a rule that all royals follow as outdated and kept them down. I don’t think this announcement will take place in London, wherever the person is its snowing the day they announce. The new stations and reporters are called just hours before the announcement in order to keep the secret at bay. The person that announces does have a group of people that are working with them to get this done properly, but because this person is impatient things get out of hand quick. Its almost like they can’t wait to get it over with and officially be free. This is the one thing that should not have flaws in the presentation to the world about the news and the person just doesn’t care how they come off on camera. This divorce does result in a new job possibly one on television or one not in their usual field. Once that opportunity comes up, there are more that follows.

The World (rx) – The Lovers (rx) – Emperor (rx) – 10 of Swords – Knight of Swords – 8 of Wands – 3 of Pentacles (rx) – Patience (rx) – Ace of Pentacles – The Empress

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

Oh. Sorry idk this. Is her energy very dark? Lot do tarot readers say this about her.

From the time you did do a reading on them, did you see divorce? Asking b/c lots of readers have seen it but crickets till now.

Yes her energy is very dark. She's been trying to get it cleansed but I know she is she doesn't finish anything so I'm not sure she finished the cleansing.

Yes, I've seen a divorce in the winter.

Divorce?

Intuition: The gears will be in full speed during the fall, and a possible winter announcement (remember when winter starts and ends). There

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

The divorce timeline i follow said shortly after The Cambridges/Wales next pregnancy announcement. I cant recall who but it was a couple years ago from a reader on youtube.

I'm waiting on that last baby as well. And if that's the case I'm hoping it happens sooner rather than later.

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

Hey. So you do see an entertainment career for MM after the divorce?

I know you said MM will file but I’ve a feeling it’ll throw a spanner in the works if H sends in the papers… Lot of YT readers say the same too

I don't see her going back to acting but she will still be involved in Hollywood for sure. I haven't read on them or the divorce in a while but it's possible the cards could flip, cards are not set in stone. This book and his interviews gave her a good divorce narrative.

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

Hi Banana, wanted to answer your Tyler Perry replies. I recall Perry attended an B/C list awards ceremony where he presided (to the pain of the attendees) to show a PowerPoint Presentation of Markles charity work!! I realised since speaking with you that she most likely asked him to "reintroduce" her to Hollywood, that Markle realised that Harry really couldn't open all doors and Hollywood wasn't going to bow to her because Harry is holding her hand! which leads me to this. Part 1

PowerPoint presentation, smh. That reminds me of the scene in The Crown when Edward comes back to campaign for a job. I'm not surprised that happened. Her being the patron of the National Theatre got her to a few lunches, but she wants/needs the US audience to stay relevant.

[keepingupwiththebananadramas]

Hello 😊

I'm the one who sent the article about Meghan ending up with Oprah style chat show which aligned with your reading. Now i have a request if you don't mind me asking as i saw you planning to read on Harkles.

I just came across this article where the witch mentions

“the witch claims that tarot cards have pointed towards a range of bombshells from Archie's birth to Meghan's past relationships will be dropped next year.”(as in 2023)

And here is the link to that and just wanted to ask have you ever seen something like this in your previous reading or can you read on this if you are reading on them in future? Thank you.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/witch-stunned-royal-tarot-card-28729672#amp-readmore-target

I haven't read on her in a while, but when I did nothing like this came up. Things are constantly changing so it could be a possibility.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

When have the Sussexes put forth a strategy that’s well thought out and smart? I am still team divorce, they are two people who like to start things but abandon projects and friends and never finish. I mean they actually just put up a pie graph on sussexroyal when they announced Megxit thinking if they put out the info they won’t be taking a piece of the sovereign grant its all logical. They are going to run out of power sooner rather than later. I just don’t see anybody wanting to do any business with them after this. Meghan can put out the persecuted royal divorcee pr - thats all she has left, make the divorce as nasty and dramatic as she can.

LOL, I have soooo many posts from 2017 about their supposedly brilliant moves. I'm so ashamed now.

But that was all ELF and Jason Knauf. They have gotten everything wrong since she got the ring. I'm not even kidding. They even messed up the engagement roll-out because Meghan decided to call the paps to her pre-photocall facial. Then there was the $70k engagement pictures dress, and the trips to Cannes, etc...

It has been a disaster since day 1, and it's amazing that the royal brand is so strong that they've kept the mystique for five years when they have gotten everything wrong. It took five years and non-stop confessionals to erode that.

I think some people will want to do business with them, but it will be basically scandal marketing, which doesn't get them to the level they aspired to reach. I interpret the current "reconciliation' efforts as evidence that they didn't get the post-biography deals they expected to get.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

She will divorce him. First, narcs desire a gloss of respectability. Surface appearance. Harry becomes in respectable which he rapidly is now, she dumps him. Second, she needs constant chaos and drama. When she runs out of royal anecdotes retold ten different ways all she has to create drama is a divorce. So yeah, eventually she dumps him. Drama!!!! Chaos!!!!!

That's my take too. However, I still feel this is way to early.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

The energy therapist Harry thanks. He charges $2,500 per session. Harry also has several chiropractors he thanks and assorted other alternative therapists who probably charge in the same range. He could easily be spending $5,000 a week on therapists. Throw in their legal fees, pr costs, drug costs, booze and they have to be bleeding money. And this is before we consider the costs of the money pit.

Whoa. I had not considered that.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

Yes they built their brand around their love story but their brand is failing so divorce can happen.

True.

[anonymoushouseplantfan]

I don’t care one way or another if the royal family reconciles with Harry or not. It’s a family matter made public by him. I do care though that his irresponsible comments have increased the security risk for the royal family and the average citizen. There will be a lot of events before and after the coronation that could provide opportunities for people who want to cause harm based on his idiotic comments. I hope KCIII uses Rishi Sunak to make that decision and I invite Harry.

Regardless of what happens, there is four months to go until the coronation so I hope people don’t meltdown over every single article that comes out that could be favorable to H&M. She’s put out a ton of PR over the years saying she/they are getting this or that and most of it was B.S.

I think at this point we're very familiar with her pr strategy. We know she leaked the "reconciliation" rumor to Roya. We know she's emailing it to all her outlets in the US, adding comments pushing for reconciliation. When those articles are published she'll email them to the UK along with comment about how the US public adores her and a reconciliation would be the best strategy for the family because they would gain the US market. The papers will have a good week of speculation before the palace bothers to kill the rumor.

We've been through this soooo many times, we know the drill now. We even know who her sources are and who she'll be leaking to. It's interesting to speculate about all this bs because we've never had this much transparency regarding royal pr, but we won't be panicking over it.