VODKA MUTINI

This is where the large majority of my Homestuck posts will go now. Of course, I'll still post some things on my main blog

[horreurscopes]

happy late 13th BIRTHDAY to the TRAGEDY of SPECIALEST BOY ever 

little bit of pieta, little bit of the last supper, little bit of 90s nostalgia -- two months late with starbux but it’s DONE. been working on this here&there since 4/13 cause i really didn’t want my piece for homestuck’s historic 13th birthday to go die a slow death in my WIPs folder. (process video for this coming soon in my patreon).

whenever i feel too old to like homestuck i remember the children are 26 now and wouldn’t understand tiktok either. 90′s kids supremacy babey!!!!!! 

(be gay, do crimes, buy prints here)

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[calware]

hey quick question. why does homestuck.com need to know my location

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[vodkamutini]

Hey sorry I forgot to post on Homestuck Day I was just hangin out

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[vriskabot]

[eroscestlavie]

i just realized that rose and kanaya from homestuck are a virgo/sag couple and of course in 2018 i had to pull out my lesbian astrology book

[eroscestlavie]

i did this for god and for the gays 

[disneyhomestuck]

some of the reasons homestuck meets the requirements of a traditional epic!

homestuck is a finely crafted piece of literature that deserves serious discussion and recognition, and it bothers me when people won’t acknowledge that.

[koroke-deactivated20191105]

happy 4/13!!!!

[whatpumpkin-deactivated20181222]

Troll Call!

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[hckhfcbesjccdbej]

Yasssds art trolls!!!!! AND ONE IS NONBINARY YISSSS

[vk06bg]

he is not nonbinary

[whatpumpkin-deactivated20181222]

yes, they are

[vitocosas]

One of the gems that are the Dirk Caliborn dialog combos in homestuck

[legislacerator]

homestuck uses seemingly random things/concepts – the zodiac, a deck of cards, billiards, the magic 8 ball – as thematic elements so fucking cleverly it’s almost infuriating

[legislacerator]

the game over timeline failed because vriska was killed – much like in billiards, you lose the game if you pocket the 8 ball too soon

[loathsomespider]

not to infodump or nothing but imho its even deeper than that, in that by act 7 the entire web of symbolism has been flipped

this is foreshadowed kind of obliquely by one, having chess and pool be exactly the same game in-universe, with sburb taking the form of a collosally complicated game of chess in multiplayer sessions, but taking the form of pool in a single player session, and two, having caliborn switch his king and queen’s appearance, but having them move as if they were the piece they appear to be

vriska appears to be the 8 ball and killing her appears to end their game prematurely, but shes actually the cue ball, and killing her causes a scratch in which she can be placed wherever is most advantageous for the opponent, and english is the 8 ball, and shoving him into the metaphorical pocket that is the black hole from the collapse of the green sun ends the game 

what im getting at here is that i fucking h8 homestuck 

[legislacerator]

holy shit

[sporkbug]

Can one of you homestucks explain why in the year of our lord 2017, sollux appeared in my chemical engineering lecture attached to a haemodialyser

[okdannycragg]

4/13 

[newbarrk]

me

[steamchampion]

[purplecalamity]

He doesnt know… he just works here

[complete-bs-district]

everyone: so uhh what’s homestuck about me: an overwhelming amount of scary girls that can kill me

[pointlesshomestuckstatistics]

Homestuck Deaths Part 3: The One With the Actual Statistics

There are 211 deaths of named characters in Homestuck, plus however many aradiabots and ghosts died.

The only characters who never die in any form are Ms. Paint (Thanks @internmarce, I can’t BELIEVE I forgot her), PM, Serenity, Casey, Bec, GCat (Ambiguous ending for sprites and ghosts notwithstanding), and possibly Squarewave, Sawtooth, Vodka Mutiny, and Li’l Seb. And Jane’s dad, depending on whether you consider him a version of John’s dad or not.

On average, each character dies about 2.37 times.

The main 22 players, however, die an average of  5.18 times each.

Also fun fact: 16 people get decapitated in Homestuck, and only 2 of them are Dirk. The other 14 are: Jack Noir (2), Hegemonic Brute (2), Diamonds Droog (1), Crowbar (1), Sawbuck (2), Black King (1), White King (1), Aimless Renegade (1), Violent J of ICP (1), Spidermom (1), and Hussiebot (1).

Dave is responsible for 5 of these.

[Part 1] [Part 2]

Some crappy graphs under the cut

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