Fondue

26-she/her Idk anymore man

[mikkeneko]

my wife: so I heard that you and the little boy took a trip downtown today :)

me: yeah haha

my wife: you guys saw a marching band, huh?

me: uh

my wife: he said you got kind of intense about his future career

[gemmacorrell]

[sinick]

May the Prophecy from the Before Times be fulfilled!

[divinestrike]

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

[divinestrike]

[handsmotif]

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

[hurlanachronism]

[astrono77153462]

[disc80s]

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

[speciesofleastconcern]

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this

[somewherebetweenxandy]

Whatever the question, just repeat:

“It’s none of my business”.

[pointnclick]

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

[pointnclick]

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

[nae-nae-supreme]

id fuck him

[rottingfacade]

I’d fuck him too

[elfgender]

Love wins

[mooonbride]

You’re laughing. This is my second form and the latin choir has started singing, and you’re laughing.

[blazeshard]

where to fucking begin

[boybarrett-deactivated20211126]

love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”

[valtsv]

using aesthetics to indicate that a character is "evil" doesn't work on me because if i see a guy putting spikes and dragons on his massive black castle straight out of a goth metal album i'm only going to assume that he fucks severely

[bakwaaas]

pasta ❤️

[srsfunny]