I love Dr phlox sm

I write funny stuffs sometimes, mostly about space or star trek :) He/him

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

#pretty much what he said (insp.)

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[spockvarietyhour]

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[victusinveritas]

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[jackielikestea]

Kremy: “Shit, the door’s lock; Frost give me your credit card.”

Frost: hands over his card.

Kremy: “Thanks!” Pockets the card. “Gid, kick down the door.”

[imklare]

Feeling very maternal over little Ziggy

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[apolladay]

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[comethefuckinor-fuckthefuckoff]

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

[estufar]

[switchnx]

Always funny when memes get reused so much that they end up just going back to the original message

[lesbx]

Nobody online knows the real me. good thing i know all of you. on account of my ravens

[lesbx]

My ravens say you need to drink more water. you tend to go a while without it and start wondering why you feel so shitty but it’s the water you need. that’s why. Listen to my ravens