statistically immortal

26, like the opposite of a wizard but in a mediocre way.

[bb-mma]

Black Widow Girl❤️🍷🫧

☕ Ko-fi:Tips & PDF Zine

[nikkiitalks]

Black Hills Pow Wow 2025

Dragging Custer's 7th cavalry flag that was captured when he was defeated at the battle of Little Big Horn.

Credit to Elizabeth Quick on tiktok

[automatonwithautonomy]

love when people arrive on ds9 and they're like. hey so what's up with the guy running the only bar who is clearly scamming everyone. is that not. illegal. and the officers are like oh is quark scamming people too obviously? we'll send odo. to arrest him? no. they'll exchange psychosexual threats and leer at each other. and that will stop the crime? haha. of course not.

[boinking-dump]

ohhhgg i loive wobbly dogs what if they had arms and mauled eachother

[elisecairo]

[xsugarxglass]

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

[unsaddie]

the people's hero.

it's been a while since I managed to finish a more polished illustration with more thought put into it,, quite happy with it!! this is partially just a Robert drawing, partially a piece fitting into my main fic idea that's been in my mind :]

I drew one piece for it previously if you'd like to see it, but CW for body horror and gore (partially mechanical)! [here]

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[terracotta7]

Don't fucking go see this shit

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mephistopheles]

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

[mephistopheles]

what this post does NOT mean

go out and fuck someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

go out and date someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

You’re Not Allowed To Be Gay Anymore

what this post DOES mean

if you just ‘prefer’ to avoid majority black areas of your city

if you just ‘prefer’ to read, write, think, and talk about men

if you just ‘prefer’ to socialize with people you (perceive as) your assigned birth sex

if you just ‘prefer’ to exclusively watch white-directed movies, read white-written books, listen to white-authored music

if you just unconsciously perceive men as more authoritative/competent and ‘prefer’ to be spoken to by them

this is a post about acknowledging unconscious bias. it is not a post about dating. please stop coming into my inbox and accusing me of rape apologism and telling me to kill myself. thank you

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spacemancharisma]

[runawaymarbles]

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

[runawaymarbles]

[neopet-euthanization]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

transgenderbloodsport

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of people’s idea of “California” is just Los Angeles and also I think specifically the rich parts of Los Angeles

[pile-of-worms]

As a European, my idea of “California” is honestly just. Warm America. With beach? I think?

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s cold rainforests and snowy mountains there

[what-even-is-thiss]

All California.

[gunbeltfupa]

[beemovieerotica]

chapparals and sand dunes my beloved

[44prop]

one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen

[orcbardneeul]

You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.

[orcboxer]

Well it is certainly cheaper than living under the elf king LOL!

[orcbardneeul]

Brother, anyone residing under the elf king's banner might be Alive, but they certainly aren't Living! 🤣😂🤣

[orcbardneeul]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]