Humans aren't real

I'm here for your soul 

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There’s two sides of the Gorillaz fandom: The side that will do anything to get fucked by Murdoc, and the side that will do anything not to be fucked by Murdoc

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2D: *holds up an uncooked block of ramen* aww Santa didn't eat the treat I left for him...

Murdoc: Is that uncooked ramen

2D: Yes

Murdoc: What the fuck is wrong with you.

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2D: Hey Murdoc want to see something I learned on a YouTube video

2D: Okay here goes-

2D: *plays toxic by Britney Spears on a recorder with his nose*

Murdoc:

Murdoc: *inhales* Stuart

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2D: Murdoc why is everything all weird colored

2D: Woah I can see the center of the earth

2D: I can hear E V E R Y T H I N G

Murdoc:

Murdoc: What the hell are you on and where can I get some

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Murdoc: *hits 2D*

2D: I can't believe you've done this.

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I’m actually freaked out what if cattle mutilations and all the ‘alien’ sightings are actually humans in the future who invented time travel and are coming back to be like ‘’no don’t do that you’re going to mess everything up’’ and they’re trying to fix the mess we made 

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Jamie having to remove Murdoc bulge for the Ad's

Telekom: uhh Jamie? You made Murdoc's bulge kinda big again in all these ad photos.

Jamie: what's wrong with it? It's just a bulge, a lot of people have them.

Telekom: its very inappropriate Jamie, we're gonna need you to remove it entirely.

Jamie: alright I'll send them over when i am done.

*hangs up*

*looks at a photo of Murdoc on his desk*

Why won't they let me share your beauty with the world

*sobs*