same old shit but a different day.

"and all i loved, i loved alone."

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[itsahalest0rm]

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

[henamyung]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[mischiefthewitchy]

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

[okssure]

I will probably reblog this once a day

[thewisestqueen]

[forgotten-daydreamer]

Reblog. Always reblog.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

This. THIS!!! It really does start when we’re little. Idk if I’ll ever have kids, but if I do this is the first shit I wanna knock out. Ain’t no “they hit you cuz they like you” hell NAW that shit is UNACCEPTABLE

[holymultiplefandomsbatman]

The problem is how much it has been drilled into people’s brains. My former therapist was like that too. I told her there was a boy who got on my nerves and bullied me and her response was “Maybe he likes you.”. Like, no. We need to work really hard to get that mindset out of everyone’s heads

[kitvalkyrie]

YOUR THERAPIST TOLD YOU THAT? OH MY GOD.

[holymultiplefandomsbatman]

@erytria She did. And looking back on it it really makes me angry. Like, that’s not the things you should tell young teenage girls! It’ll mess them up so much later

[dreamsequencer]

That’s one of the ways abusers trap you, by convincing you that they just do it because they love you.

They don’t.

If they loved you, they wouldn’t hit you.

[seashellronan]

honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart

[kaijuno]

[achaioi]

i can’t believe there are people who live in such historically rich places like italy or scotland or greece or paris with old architecture and ruins and museums… the audacity. 

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

I really wanna open my own flower shop but I want it to also be a cafe so you can have tea and a croissant while browsing my selection of tulips

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[thothoes]

my fav twitter thread this winter

[macaulaykulkin]

Jake Gyllenhaal for Nylon Magazine, year 2002

[autoimmuneamy]

“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

[luckytwodollarbill-deactivated2]

this is really good advice to say to anyone who is upset

[elaxisfae]

Alsooo may I add: “do you want advice or do you just want to vent?” Is also good to add because often unsoliticited advice can further hurt someone who really just wanted a listening ear.

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[certifiedlovergurls-world]

Yes, give me this energy✨

[thebootydiaries]

Me: @god why don’t I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain’t like his eyebrows

[gahdamnpunk]

[firesuns-archive]

it is always soooo funny to me when people like actually get mad at you or think youre some kind of dumbass for believing in astrology when its like… out of the two of us who is having more fun right now? who is getting a greater kick out of life? is it you, who is trying to convince me that nothing is real and we live in a meaningless universe, or is it me, who is telling you that that is an incredibly virgo thing you just said???

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

I love using “good catch”

I also say “thanks for the update” or “thanks for the head’s up!”

“I really appreciate the head’s up!” also a classic

If I haven’t gotten back to someone in a swift enough period (i.e. one work day max) I say “thank you for your patience. after some consideration, I have decided…”

don’t apologize for piddly things! 

thank you > sorry

[goth-aunt]

I need to remember

[stargazing-enby]

thank you > sorry

Thank you for waiting for me > sorry for being late

Thank you for helping me/for your time/for listening to me > sorry for bothering you

Thanking someone when they do you a favour > apologizing for your existence

This is especially hard when you haven’t been taught that people need to respect your limits, but with a bit of practice you can absolutely get there!

[poems-and-word]

“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.”

— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via books-n-quotes)