detective simp

mer | figured it was time to clown on main about 4 idiot vampires

[vanillanjin]

good evening, A-mancer detectives! this you? 🫵

[lordrezan]

happy birth stinky

[avadmortain]

the love triangle, the wayhaven chronicles.

[amberkendslacy]

[cherrybeachbum]

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[videofame]

[neofooturism]

this post was originally about the gameboy color but you homos just have to make it about Men’s Tits

[seabassapologist]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[nreads]

How it started: (Book 2)

A and the detective leaning their heads on opposite sides of the door, yearning for the other.

How it's going: (Book 3)

A and the detective crying on the floor, on opposite sides of the door, yearning for the other.

[coeurdelafolie]

Me after reading the Book 4 demo

[aestheteasteria]

How gratifying must it be for writers to see real people thirst over figments of their imagination

[sussoro]

Li-Sar saying the same words used by the vampires in book #1 to describe how the MC smells (i.e. intoxicating, enticing, overwhelming, tempting) 👀

[gauntlings]

thinking about the detective & Rebecca's dynamic sm on this wednesday. the special hell of feeling alone so early on in life. knowing that in stories sometimes grief can bring families together, but not yours. looking at every future relationship or fling or situationship through the lens of being deeply, fundamentally unlovable. because why wouldn't you? what kind of lesson does absence teach? what lesson must be taken away to survive it? even if it's bred from necessity, what does that teach the mc about themselves? will they even know love when they first see it, especially if that love does not look the way they recognize. if it does not look like begging?

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[malavies]

soooo embarrassing that unit bravo immediately knows when the detective has a crush on one of them…

[poppyandalex]

Having finished the book 4 demo, I’ve gotta say, A is by far the wildest of the love interests. Like what do you mean they break up with the Detective only to start being more flirty and open than ever??

[gauntlings]

lowkey getting confirmation that A is still gonna be holding out on the mc even into book 5 :)

[coeurdelafolie]

[aiglamenez]

The detective is much stronger than I am because Li-Sar wouldn’t have to work hard to convince me of anything. Whatever you say beautiful

[sevenseasapphics]

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