[loucutie]

gardening like actually having a garden again is so fucking healing i love talking to my little plants and telling them how good they’re doing

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[loucutie]

i had a dream that my roommate didn’t believe me that penis skin is able to absorb nicotine and he was blowing vape smoke into a condom and screaming from his room it didn’t work so he disproved my theory but i asked my wife if it would work (bc she’s a scientist) and she said yes and then this morning she told me irl i shook her awake to ask her that and then went back to sleep.

[scribeherself]

[flerns]

slow and slutty wins the race

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[minyoonjin]

thats my moon, my love of my life...🌙

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[loucutie]

not kyle telling me they’re fighting again like a war update

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

CUTE THIGHS VS. ADORABLE PUMPKIN

🎃OF🎃

[ozempicofficial]

[swarovskinipples]

[3000s]

[thriron]

[wooloofluff]

pokémon the series: indigo league — meowzie ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[shoutoutaday]

shoutout to blood we have a lot of it

[pseudophan]

i feel like i just did ten lines of coke back to back

[pseudophan]

anyone else think the world looks particularly beautiful today

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth