*ba dum tiss*

shitposts and memes and stuff i find interesting. 

[kosmogrl]

[thememedaddy]

[targetedknowledge]

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[nanoraydx]

[dark-sappho]

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I am ready *sets up my army of monkeys armed with darts now instead of the typewriters they wrote it on*

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[kosmogrl]

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[targetedknowledge]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[stupid-twink-girl]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[animentality]

[only-cat-memes]