Excuse Me

Why are you here?

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who the hell would believe a door that says

“Not scary at all”

apparently richie and bill

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so i followed the “i am not okay with this” blog and the tumblr was like

“Lovely, everything i am not okay with will now show up on your dashboard”

and i screamed

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y’all maybe we should start a “1d fans Anonymous” like y’all need therapy from this hiatus.

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k, so i went through the one direction tumblr page and i swear to fucking god.

y’all are lonely as hell

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y’all ever go through instagram and you find a really sad text post and all you can think about is

“wow, that me.”

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I just walked into my room, spat out my water and ran to the window yelling at some gemini bitches that it was time to come get their juice and they threw their lemons at me.

Welp, when life gives you lemons!

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lmao if you look at the blogs I follow you can legit see all my phases of liking different ships.

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ever wonder what would happen if you kissed a bee??

yeah me neither, Vanessa Bloome what the fuck.

[sircolinmorgan]

It’s..lonely. To be more powerful than any man you know and have to live like a shadow. To be special and have to pretend you’re a fool.

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him.

[flyingmachine1]

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this is.. this is quality

[lao-pendragon]

Prince Merlin’s chaperon After the sudden engagement, Balinor and Uther insisted that Kilgharrah keeps an eye on the two princes to uphold morality. More prince!merlin requested by a lovely Anon.

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cute

[alansrickman]

alansrickman’s 1k celebration | remus x lupin | requested by @rainsofcastamre

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i love this.

[wizards]

harry: i hate when i misplace my glasses because then im forced to walk around looking like im suspicious of everything in the room

draco: “whattabout you, cabinet? you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?”

harry: shuT UP

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w o a h ok