Give ‘em The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle

|She/her/hers|a nerd who climbs things|punz for dayz| bi as hell

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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[pancakeke]

Anthropeum.com · Jun 21 2026

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[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

Graham was a homophobe and was seen as one of Trump's closest allies in the Senate. His death will not meaningfully impact the partisan balance of the Senate, as South Carolina's Republican governor can immediately appoint a replacement to serve out the remainder of his term.

Graham's death, which was unexpected, comes as the nation is expectantly waiting for the death of former Republican Senate Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell — who was hospitalized weeks ago and has mysteriously not made any public appearances, statements, or updates since.

[cloudabserk]

my hideous freak monster…

[zooophagous]

What stands out to me about the Mitch McConnell thing is just how little anyone around him actually cares for him as a person.

He goes down, ends up in a coma or brain dead, on life support, genuinely never coming back and even if part of him did he would be in agony from his cpr injuries. The best thing is to let him go.

But its not convenient to. His own *wife* runs away to China so they can't *make* her do the right thing and allow him to pass. She doesn't love him enough to override the political posturing. His own family is letting his abused half alive carcass get played with like a political doll while he's trapped in purgatory, as close to undead as one can be.

Not one of his colleagues or even any of his immediate family gives a single shit about him at all beyond what they can use him for. Its so grotesque I almost feel pity.

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[3000s]

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crawdad go in holes

[segamascott]

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👨‍🍳

chef portal trap

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[parabiota]

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

[gon-iii]

収穫祭

2015年、長屋門公園。

立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

you ever sit on a bus and suddenly get filled with an enormous tenderness towards everyone else on it

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

we are all just animals turning our heads towards each other and looking away when the other person catches our eye. sniffing the air when someone gets off the bus and leaves the scent of perfume behind. doing silly faces and making the baby who’s being held by her tired mother smile. smiling at the girl who’s got her hair cut short like yours, then you both looking back at your phones again, then randomly remembering her eyebrow piercing again in three years when you’re sitting on a different bus in a different city. we’re all planning on what kind of dinner we’re going to make once we get home and thinking of our dogs and looking at each others clothes and wondering what kind of lives the people around us live and then we thank the driver and get off the bus and never see each other again. but this is somehow a very sweet thought to me at the moment

[trashyeggroll]

new trope just dropped

[sparklinglakemonster]

Lake Michigan really can do anything, can't she?

[mj-iza-writer]

I love our Great Lakes so much, an honor to live next to such a powerful source

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[flyingmachine1]

Genuinely cannot stop thinking about an au where Grace and Rocky make a new set of Beatles to send the findings to Erid so they are free to take their time on the journey back to Rocky’s home.

They then proceed to have a series of Star Trek TOS esque wacky space adventures where they visit alien planets and run into crazy space shenanigans.

Give me Rocky and Grace landing on an alien planet to check it out. Rocky is hanging with the ship while Grace wanders off, only for Grace to come sprinting back a few minutes later with a giant horde of aliens chasing him à la the scene with the cannibals in pirates of the Caribbean.

[massmasher100]

War.

[smoothoperationz]

Pacific Rim